All of you who ignore your DMs are missing out — I just got invited to join the Illuminati. - ThreadSky

bethn8r.bsky.social • 46 days ago

All of you who ignore your DMs are missing out — I just got invited to join the Illuminati.

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The Illuminati has given up on me, but I still get tons of offers from grey haired gentlemen with beautiful daughters and Gazans with diabetes.

tigerpournelle.bsky.social•45 days ago

Oh my gosh, me too! I said no, of course.

Or did I? We're not allowed to tell!

debholleync.bsky.social•45 days ago

I’m pretty sure you’re the only person who’s received that invite 😂😂😂😂

fondantonfriday.bsky.social•45 days ago

Okay, but I prefer the leguminaty.

westghentwitch.bsky.social•45 days ago

Me too,.... I played along apparently there's a $1K fee that can only be paid with a gift cert,.... WHO KNEW?????

bethn8r.bsky.social•45 days ago

A bargain at any price. 😂

westghentwitch.bsky.social•45 days ago

😆

krisbouncesx.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂😂😂☄️

james-925.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social•45 days ago

Me too. They immediately regretted it. 😈

bitsofdeb.bsky.social•45 days ago

Just wanted to say I'm following you now based on your account name. Saw that movie 8 times in a week when it came out.

buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social•45 days ago

It's a classic. One of my favorite cult films.

kcvoteblue1970.bsky.social•46 days ago

Me too- seems like the Illuminati is in trouble if they are asking me to join 😂

bethn8r.bsky.social•46 days ago

Or, we can just marvel at their new recruitment strategies bc clearly we should be running the world from behind the scenes and it’s high time someone acknowledged that. 😉😂

kcvoteblue1970.bsky.social•46 days ago

riatheriveter.bsky.social•45 days ago

Just men trying to fly me around the world 😒

bethn8r.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ew. I’m sorry. 😢

riatheriveter.bsky.social•45 days ago

lol I console myself by knowing they are scammers and not real profiles 🤣

riatheriveter.bsky.social•44 days ago

It hasn’t been a minute lol!

https://smithrich567.bsky.social you troll!

bethn8r.bsky.social•44 days ago

Wow. Just…wow.

clairfraser.bsky.social•45 days ago

Me too. Block.

mygdlife.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣🤣

smitty11.bsky.social•45 days ago

Huh. Mine just want to be friends, have OF links, or want to get me into crypto.

owens006.bsky.social•45 days ago

Wait...I thought we were in the

Aluminumati

jackschitt.bsky.social•45 days ago

I got one of those invites too. I was just overjoyed and felt so important to be invited into a scam. We must be special people.

cinderrose.bsky.social•45 days ago

That was my first DM!

bethn8r.bsky.social•45 days ago

And it was to join the elite secret cabal that controls everything! What are the odds?? 😁

james-925.bsky.social•45 days ago

😲

larryauman.bsky.social•45 days ago

Me too. We are special!!

nofixedaddress.xyz•45 days ago

SHIT! Ummm... How do I undelete DMs on this platform? 😌

jhpodesta.bsky.social•45 days ago

Wow. Me too. Am I missing out by "Leaving the conversation"?

jbraden2008.bsky.social•46 days ago

mleiden4760.bsky.social•45 days ago

When do you get your share of the lottery winnings?🙄

bellarossa.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣

beccanalia.bsky.social•45 days ago

I was, too. I deleted the offer.

kismek.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣🤣

hjb2.bsky.social•45 days ago

I get them here & there. Do you block them? My profile says no DM’s but they still reach out. Guessing it’s a cult?

bethn8r.bsky.social•45 days ago

Literally my first DM! I did block, yes, I think it was just garden-variety scamming. Someone else said they played along and were eventually asked for a $1000 gift card to pay for “membership”. Hope nobody actually falls for it…😬

hjb2.bsky.social•45 days ago

Unbelievable. Scammers everywhere

saxonwaker.bsky.social•45 days ago

lfklib.bsky.social•45 days ago

Lol

agilitypom.bsky.social•45 days ago

Joke is on you, I already turned down my invitation. Received last week. 😂

jhspace1999.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yes, but WHICH Illuminati?

bethn8r.bsky.social•45 days ago

The one whose account was deleted a few hours after contacting me, apparently. 😆

gemini-iam2.bsky.social•45 days ago

I wish the hell I would.😃😊

antifa75.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

professorfurious.bsky.social•45 days ago

"The FIRST rule of the Illuminati..."

bethn8r.bsky.social•45 days ago

To be fair this one is probably imaginary too. 😁

bethn8r.bsky.social•45 days ago

auntie-social.bsky.social•45 days ago

Me too, I declined, so if anything happens to me….

staraasved.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣

prxiru.bsky.social•45 days ago

I couldn't believe they actually sent me an invite.
I mean, I started the Illuminati!
How dare they!?!

bethn8r.bsky.social•45 days ago

I mean, it’s SECRET…maybe they didn’t know it was you? 😂

prxiru.bsky.social•45 days ago

Well, yeah, there is that...

mbinnc.bsky.social•45 days ago

You can't be a true BlueSky user until you get your Illuminati invite.

Thems The Rulez

my2centsay.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

jaydee-m.bsky.social•45 days ago

I had a few of those, the last one was a surprise, they are getting better at making their profile look legit.

I also had a couple of female anglers, catfishing.

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