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carlquintanilla.bsky.social • 11 hours ago

“Cops: Crystal City” 👮

Kristi Noem accompanied ICE on a raid this morning, styling a flak jacket to keep her safe in the extremely dangerous area of (checks notes) Arlington, Virginia

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billybotaire.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Leather-Face

finknottles-newt.bsky.social•11 hours ago

It's first about the hair and makeup. Then the fashion accessories. I want to know what she's doing about Russian and Chinese computer hacking. Well... Chinese at least.

heymrwilson1.bsky.social•11 hours ago

From they do from here on out, is a distraction, a lie and a cover-up.

heymrwilson1.bsky.social•11 hours ago

*Everything they do...

the-storm-inside.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Was it really in Crystal City? Are they going to run by Costco on the way back to their offices?

cousey1951.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Vengeful puppies may have been seen in the area.

paolobernardi.bsky.social•11 hours ago

why she looks like a grumpy cat with a wig?

paolobernardi.bsky.social•10 hours ago

perhaps more fitting

paolobernardi.bsky.social•6 hours ago

AI is savage

whitehouse81.bsky.social•11 hours ago

You gotta love the botched up face job! It is like watching a Saturday night skit with her in the frame.

shellbean.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Starts with a C…

mwilderr.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I wonder how much her stylist is paid. I’m betting she listens to recordings of children screaming while she’s in hair & makeup sessions.

daddybear72.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Her hair extensions and the joint compound troweled on her face probably provides more ballistic protection.

maryhangingon.bsky.social•7 hours ago

What a douche

turkad.bsky.social•11 hours ago

We now live in a reality TV show, MAGA loves entertainment. I hope there is enough botox to support his cabinet.

solmidog.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Near the mall?

jaypay.bsky.social•11 hours ago

😂

devin-eleven.bsky.social•10 hours ago

All the police dogs hide when Noem comes around. She is the only person who cheered at the end of Old Yeller.

mikew-ca.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I hope Arlingtonians got their dogs safely indoors in time.

jdmc1960.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Cosplay

hooligan74.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Cosplay Barbie...

pipnandy.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I wish she would just go away

sosayu.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Waiting for her to bedazzle that flak jacket

jayslacks.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I can't believe we pay these morons to make performance art for their dumbass boss that doesn't get up before 10am.

bucks-county-lib.bsky.social•11 hours ago

"Spectators watched with heightened amusement as they sipped coffee and ate croissants across the street at a local cafe, and families walked their children to school without any armor plating or bullet proof backpacks."

/satire

5plume.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Her reliance on makeup is funny. What a clown.

ryanmichael80.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I can’t wait to see all the violent criminals apprehended!

banjo99.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I thought she was too busy being a dick at a library in Quebec

yinzerred2blu.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Is EVERY female in tRUMPinsky's regime REQUIRED to have cosmetic surgery? It's VERY apparent to ALL of U.S. that each one of them has 'dipped their toe' in that cesspool. I'm baffled. Is it the LIPS? The TEATS? Someone, please explain to these 'girls' what that $hit is going to look like at 70!

angeladlewis.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Trump loves that central casting

magand65.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Good grief.

lmmpottery.bsky.social•10 hours ago

They are at war, however. Make no mistake.

stefihane.bsky.social•11 hours ago

& how many dogs were shot

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