Have I ever told you the tale of Darth Trumpy... Not learned enough to be a Jedi master and only accepted by the Sith 'cause they needed a second. He destroyed everything he touched, made allies into enemies, ignored treaties, and balked at history. Animals and midichlorians rejected him outright.
It's like brain drain
On your voting day
It's a free bribe
That they readily take
It's the bad news
But they just called it fake
And who would've thought, not MAGA
🎶🎵he's in-saaa-ee-aaaane, and it's ev'ry day
yeah, he triiiiiies but he never gets laid
some good adviiiice that he'll just never take
a noose pulled real taut, with vigor🎵🎶
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It's like brain drain
On your voting day
It's a free bribe
That they readily take
It's the bad news
But they just called it fake
And who would've thought, not MAGA
Do you want to die?
Make up your mind.
So help me Jesus.
Jesus.
It's like 🛫
🛫 🛬
🛫 pla-A-anes 🛬
🛩️
falling from the sky🏃🏼♀️_💥💨_
It’s a steep price, on a jet that can’t fly.
A dozen eggs, but then democracy dies.
And who would've thought? It figures!
🥚🥚🥚 = 🇺🇸🪦 + 🛩️💥💀 | 🤷🏼♀️
How ironic.
#woof
Don't ya think?
🤬
yeah, he triiiiiies but he never gets laid
some good adviiiice that he'll just never take
a noose pulled real taut, with vigor🎵🎶
Don't you think
Sorry, I’ll go away.
Its repealed riiiiiiiiiiiiiiights, and eggs price you will pay.
Its the lefts adviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice that you just didn't take.
Without a thought, it figures!🎶
And blamed it on DEI…
We now have two choices. Live free or kneel to your MAGA king like a slave.
Color? Gender? Race? Immigrant? Rural? Urban? Worker? Boss? Poor? Rich? Red? Blue? Your flag is one of these.
I know which one is mine.