You could use sarcasm and call them Genius like we did. He not only chewed on our socks. He also swallowed them. The back yard was decorated with socks.
This was Dobby, as dumb as he was cute. He got lost in the backyard every single day until I walked back out and ushered him to the door - about a 50 foot trot.
When we were speaking Esperanto full time at home, my brother (who doesn't speak Esperanto) came by. We were speaking English to each other then my cat walked by. I said something to the cat and my brother started laughing since with the cat I'd switched back to Esperanto.
His fur is still puppy texture and his legs are short and he’s always scheming even though he’s 8 but he’s also the best dog currently living by a wide margin IMHO
I refer to our pup as a “big chicken” because she’s a 65 pound coward. I feel guilty for that though bc it seems to hurt her feelings. I admit that my delivery can be more condescending than nice. She’s better than me in most ways.
I regularly tell Orzo I’m going to murder him, that it’s dog murdering season. But I say it in a nice way and he thinks he’s not getting murdered (he isn’t)
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Ken Jennings' dogs: "Man, this guy is an asshole."
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#Dogs are smarter, and kinder, than #Humans.
The dumb one is bigger, and her tongue sticks out when her brain is idle
We call them Pinky and the Brain
All dogs speak Esperanto
interacting with every pet we've had has given hubs and me innense respect. They don't deserve a dumb name however you say it.
Entirely appropriate.