Y'all a pro triathlete tested positive for a banned substance and their medically-backed refutation is I GOT IT BY FUCKING - ThreadSky

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Y'all a pro triathlete tested positive for a banned substance and their medically-backed refutation is I GOT IT BY FUCKING

@edsbs.bsky.social @bubbaprog.lol I need you to see this triathlete's reason for testing positive for a banned substance

Imagine hiring legal counsel to prove you get down so hard you test positive for a banned substance

"Babe my ability to earn a living is riding on your ability to pull out"

"I sucked so hard it pulled substances out of his bloodstream!"
"Case dismissed on account of HAWT."

A professional curler used the same excuse recently for the same substance and got off. Well, got off again, I suppose...

proof that it's possible to get off on these charges

I see what you did there

Metabolate of Ligandrol sounds like the bad guy in a sword and sorcery epic.

Performance-Enhancing Rawdog

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