Tell your servant she should cheerfully give up her afternoon off, in the event of your friends calling unexpectedly. - ThreadSky

girlsown.bsky.social • 73 days ago

Tell your servant she should cheerfully give up her afternoon off, in the event of your friends calling unexpectedly.

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amplyjustified.bsky.social•71 days ago

It’s not often that the LIttle Swanswick Grooming Gangsters Group call nowadays.

And Madam is getting older

cha0tic.bsky.social•73 days ago

“Double time, time off in lieu, or you serve your own afternoon tea.”
“Oh dear. It appears Emily has been reading Mr Marx.”

stega1958.bsky.social•73 days ago

You would, however, be wise to ensure that her cheerful self sacrifice is to her pecuniary advantage if you wish to escape subtle and inconvenient domestic “accidents”; one hand washes the other, if you can take the hint…

comma54.bsky.social•72 days ago

But remember, it will be your turn to be cheerful when your servant tells you to make your own dinner because she is walking out with Albert

phlogginganorse.bsky.social•73 days ago

"About that mouse who lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam; what was it said to be wearing? Only that there's something odd on the mantlepiece and its garb seems suspicious."

phlogginganorse.bsky.social•73 days ago

In the event that she has already left for the day, insist she carry her mobile phone at all times so you may message and text her incessantly until she returns (good for tracking too).
This is DE RIGUEUR for all contemporary employers.

girlsown.bsky.social•72 days ago

Sadly true!