Clearly, you would profit from a far deeper understanding of the human form in all its glorious and tawdry variations; we recommend a sojourn amongst the relaxed folk in Germany who practice “Frei Koerper Kultur”!
Pack light and open eyes and mind both!
Dear Girl's Own reviewer,
Surely modesty demands an ignorance of the reality of human anatomy and therefore your own disqualification from such critique.
Unless, of course, you and your associates spend all your spare time runnin' about in the nip.
Yours piquedly
Spurned Artist
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Which is sadly why we don’t see a future for you at Girl’s Own
Pack light and open eyes and mind both!
Surely modesty demands an ignorance of the reality of human anatomy and therefore your own disqualification from such critique.
Unless, of course, you and your associates spend all your spare time runnin' about in the nip.
Yours piquedly
Spurned Artist
x
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but self praise is no recommendation.