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florkofcows.bsky.social • 204 days ago

drink the monsters until your poo is green

liver failiure? sounds like a skill issue

So hear me out, if working out to failure makes muscles stronger, then caffeine to liver failure HAS TO make your liver stronger.

Try coffee or tea folks. Eeesh.

I feel awfully attacked here

Look at what they do to kidneys...

I'm worried about Heart in this situation. Sadly, no one remembers Mati.

I take one per weekday morning, how much time does that give me?

The liver will live a long time

I wonder what you'd call a crippling addiction to caffeine...

MEEEEE

I sometimes drink 3 a day... How cooked am I

make it 4 and you’ll be okay

Sayonara liver

That's very dire news indeed, I better get myself a stiff drink to process it.

ok but what about eight

how do you know i’ve been buying a lot more alcohol recently

we need to drink together

we should!! maybe once i get to the US someday 😭

ashurii.xyz•202 days ago

do NOT WILLINGLY come to the US PLEASE

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