I mean, that’s cool I guess, but I couldn’t give less of a single crap about movies being accurate with such trivial and unimportant things quite frankly. Fictional films are SUPPOSED to be unrealistic and fantastical you joyless bastards!! I hate this culture of nitpicking EVERYTHING - ThreadSky

themetricsander.bsky.social • 16 days ago

I mean, that’s cool I guess, but I couldn’t give less of a single crap about movies being accurate with such trivial and unimportant things quite frankly. Fictional films are SUPPOSED to be unrealistic and fantastical you joyless bastards!! I hate this culture of nitpicking EVERYTHING

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themetricsander.bsky.social•16 days ago

about EVERY SINGLE movie/TV show/cartoon that has really sucked so much of the life out of art and stories in the modern day. I don’t fucking CARE about hieroglyphics in a movies in which a mummy is the main villain trying to kill the heros, and quite frankly neither should you.

themetricsander.bsky.social•16 days ago

Maybe it’s just because of how much I personally love surrealism and absurdism and just letting movies be as UNREALISTIC as they could possibly get. But I hate this insufferably dull, passionless, almost clinical shit with a fucking passion.

themetricsander.bsky.social•16 days ago

The accuracy of hieroglyphs in an action/adventure movies with spells and the undead just doesn’t matter. I’m sorry, but IT. JUST. DOESN’T. Suspending your disbelief won't hurt you, I promise. Hell, if y’all actually want to complain about a “LaCk Of ReAliSm” being such a massive

themetricsander.bsky.social•16 days ago

ruiner of movies for you. There was an animated movie released a few months ago with a TALKING duck and a TALKING pig as the main characters!!! Now, I’m no biologist, but I know that that’s DEFINITELY inaccurate to real life too!

safarimonkey.bsky.social•16 days ago

Maybe it's not as important for ancient cultures, but inaccurate/stereotypical portrayal of modern cultures has a real effect when it's many people's sole exposure to them.

daktangle.bsky.social•16 days ago

You cared enough to do a multi-post reply.

uneasywriter.bsky.social•16 days ago

I was about to say.

flere-imsaho.circumstances.run•16 days ago

ok.

encapsidated.bsky.social•16 days ago

Speaking of ruining things: Imagine performatively dropping a multi-post response into someone else's thread of people excited by efforts at accuracy in movies and then shitting all over it. You sound utterly insufferable

talezassian.bsky.social•14 days ago

The interesting thing I thought was that the accuracy (or lack thereof) of the hieroglyphs etc has no impact on his viewing experience or pleasure: but it does to others, and by making the effort, the moviemakers have satisfied both. Win-Win! It doesn't always have to be Win-Lose...

perlandria.bsky.social•16 days ago

Fictional movies are a fantasy where we ignore reality, sure. But the same way someone driving from the backseat would be wrong enough to be jarring, a major scientific detail is going to break the illusion and drop people out of the story.
- Person bummed that bad pipetting ruined a vampire flick

uneasywriter.bsky.social•16 days ago

You know, people are actually having fun in this thread talking about cool movie-making stuff, maybe just take yourself and your “it’s all about me” pillow off and have a nap.

poppedculture.bsky.social•15 days ago

speaking of joyless bastards...

inclementivy.bsky.social•16 days ago

Weird energy to insert into this thread.

darth-biomech.bsky.social•15 days ago

Did the movie become _worse_ due to hieroglyphics being realistic? No? Then what's the fricking problem?

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