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1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.

submitted 1 day ago • 699 comments

Nothing surprising here. Like 1,000 other studies, they found that UBI works 🤯

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"oh no, this'll make the right wing mad!" Buddy they get into a frothing rage over like, cereal mascots and cartoon characters and the mere existence of gay people and what oil a French fry is cooked in and women knowing how to read, etc. They'll get mad anyway, no matter what. Tell em to fuck off

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

It nevers occurs to these centrist-contrarian/right-wing dipshits that people block them because they're just totally insufferable. Constantly picking fights with on-line left-wingers is sad pathetic existence

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THE RISE OF END TIMES FASCISM My first major piece of the new Trump era, co-written with @astra.bsky.social. The governing ideology of the far right has become a monstrous, supremacist survivalism. Our task is to build a movement strong enough to stop them. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

submitted 2 days ago • 151 comments

World Cup 2062: Group phase matches are set in the tournament, newly expanded to 192 teams; Italy has not qualified for the 8th consecutive time www.espn.com/soccer/story...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The funny thing about rfk is that when he dies it will probably be impossible to tell whether it was murder, given how much weird shit the guy is up to. They'll be like "we found an absolute ton of arsenic in his blood, but also he was taking arsenic pills"

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

The skeleton key to understanding reactionary conservatism is quite simple: they are scared, all the time, of everything.

submitted 7 days ago • 782 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 7 days ago • 871 comments

How is this even real?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

submitted 8 days ago • 263 comments

"This is more of a comment than a question"

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 12 days ago • 563 comments

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

submitted 13 days ago • 180 comments

Those freeloading penguins have had it too easy. Time to pay up, assholes! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Elon’s Downfall

submitted 14 days ago • 232 comments

Incoherent AI-cult nonsense. Musk's brain sounds like a glitching LLM

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Tony Blair needs to fuck off forever. He's done enough damage for several lifetimes

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