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starshine.bsky.social • 9 days ago

mfer is wearing body armor

Reposted from Pornhub’s Gore Vidal

new angle on Elon physique just dropped

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nanyabzniz.bsky.social•8 days ago

It's better than his other look...

bmceuen.bsky.social•9 days ago

He looks like he stuffed balloons down his shirt

turtlebee.bsky.social•9 days ago

With a swollen head like that?

rine.bsky.social•9 days ago

I guess he decided the kid wasn't enough. Not that he's stopped carrying little X with him (you can see his head) but he decided he needed both a plate and squirming protection.

mikevago.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yeah, but it's made of, like, a MyPillow stuffed down his shirt.

ottercynic.bsky.social•9 days ago

Look how slavishly the cultists all have their phones out; it’s probably a requirement of attendance.

djdunclive.bsky.social•9 days ago

You know for a fact that the armor includes a codpiece.

knepherbird.com•9 days ago

I dunno, it appears to be the same profile as the picture of him shirtless getting out of a swimming pool.

mattpolicastro.bsky.social•9 days ago

Poor thing. I really hope he’s not ingesting massive amounts of something that might amplify paranoia

thrownintosol.bsky.social•9 days ago

and, right next to him, his young son isn't

and he doesn't look like that fact even will ever register

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