"Did you get that table leg in the shape of a dog carved?"
"Sure did, boss. Real sexy, just like you asked."
"Sure did, boss. Real sexy, just like you asked."
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It breaks up into seventeen pieces so you can horrify guests in rooms throughout the house though, if that helps?
There's this one that formerly belonged to Catherine the Great 😳
Not even the Romans managed to be quite that rude.