Lifeguard (1976) dir. Daniel Petrie. This is a Rated PG film, in which a 32 y.o. Sam Elliot has sex with teenaged girls, and teaches Parker Stevenson how to save lives on the beach and then have sex with them. - ThreadSky

titsinscreenshots.bsky.social • 521 days ago

Lifeguard (1976) dir. Daniel Petrie.

This is a Rated PG film, in which a 32 y.o. Sam Elliot has sex with teenaged girls, and teaches Parker Stevenson how to save lives on the beach and then have sex with them.

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titsinscreenshots.bsky.social•521 days ago

Look at this suave motherfucker.

titsinscreenshots.bsky.social•521 days ago

Rated PG

titsinscreenshots.bsky.social•521 days ago

PG.

titsinscreenshots.bsky.social•521 days ago

Say, friend, you got any more of that good Sarsaparilla?

titsinscreenshots.bsky.social•521 days ago

This used to routinely occur in PG films starring Sam "Mustache Rides are Free" Elliot.

titsinscreenshots.bsky.social•114 days ago

Never noticed this awesome Liquid Space poster before. Looks like Bill Ogden's art, but not sure.

titsinscreenshots.bsky.social•521 days ago

If you escaped his advances at the beach, he would roll up on you in his freaking cool as fuck 1969 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray.

chicpoetics.bsky.social•521 days ago

So conflicted rn

andrewcinema.bsky.social•521 days ago

The first reading of "Every girl's summer dream" has such menacing inflection it sounds like the trailer's about to pivot to horror.

titsinscreenshots.bsky.social•521 days ago

If someone had the physique and the chest hair, an easy but terrifying Halloween costume could be to shave your chest hair into that pattern on the poster, whistle and striped Speedos.

andrewcinema.bsky.social•521 days ago

*Shaving a six-pack into my abdominal hair

deadlately.bsky.social•521 days ago

symbolism of her blowing his whistle? unclear

jerkeye.bsky.social•114 days ago

Rated PG, for Pretty Goodboobs

remid0d0s0.bsky.social•521 days ago

Yeah, but Sheena and Don't Stop the Music set the high bar

cinemastrikesback.bsky.social•521 days ago

I miss old PG

oneperfectshot.bsky.social•521 days ago

I believe DOC HOLLYWOOD, the Michael J Fox clunker, was the last PG-13 movie to have exposed breasts in a non-nursing scenario.

titsinscreenshots.bsky.social•521 days ago

No parental guidence can prepare someone for the pure filth contained in Doc Hollywood.

cinemastrikesback.bsky.social•521 days ago

[gif of soldier saluting mournfully]

lcosgrove.bsky.social•521 days ago

...TITANIC?

cinemastrikesback.bsky.social•521 days ago

Oh shit, he’s right!

cinemastrikesback.bsky.social•521 days ago

No wait, I think we’re getting confused, we meant PG.

cinemastrikesback.bsky.social•521 days ago

Don’t think either of these count, you can still show a boob in a PG 13 occasionally maybe? But not PG

lcosgrove.bsky.social•521 days ago

Dunno when the last PG boob was. Maybe AIRPLANE?

lcosgrove.bsky.social•521 days ago

Don't even need to go back that far, ASTEROID CITY has very brief full-frontal.

jamiroqueer.bsky.social•521 days ago

our drive-in this weekend is from the first year PG existed and I know we’re going to get questions lol

cinemastrikesback.bsky.social•521 days ago

Color me intrigued 🤣

jamiroqueer.bsky.social•521 days ago

Big rating cards after everything, so there are trailers for stuff like BLOOD ORGY OF THE SHE-DEVILS that wrap up with a quick “PG” and it gets pretty funny after a while

Also found this

jamiroqueer.bsky.social•515 days ago

Reporting back: “PG” did indeed become a running joke over the night

In retrospect I can’t believe it took so long for the PG-13 to be created, hilarious Wild West of a rating without it

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