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One thing I don't like about BlueSky is that I can't get real blazed in my backyard and open the app to yell at whoever owns Kellogg that the quality of Pop Tarts has gone down the fuck hill.

I love boneless wings :3

In the waiting room at a Dr office, and Hanging by a Moment is on repeat. Three times through and counting.

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

Just GMed a game of L5R that I think went really well. It wasn't perfect by any means but five or six sessions into my GM-ing career and I think we had a good mix of action, threats, and reasonable quick calls on rules.

Watching streams of a 35-year old WW2 submarine game and shouting at how bad the streamers are at it.

Costco did better than every tech company, university and most of your favorite podcasts Stop accepting crumbs and stop thinking the only point is the fight Sometimes the hardest thing you can do is say “I will be keeping people in humane and safe environs “ fight the wall

wife: what do you want for christmas me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god wife: i mean from like target me: ooooh an air fryer

One thing I think is hilarious about that Trump move is that Dan Snyder invested in it, and now he's mad about it. He is the billionaire dumb enough to think it was going to be a flattering portrait. Now he's worried he won't get the cabinet seat or whatever he trying to kiss ass to get.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Tombstone is the frozen pizza of frozen pizzas