her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX - ThreadSky

vippie.bsky.social•33 days ago

😭

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chlommunism.bsky.social•33 days ago

30,000 years old and looking for love

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thexfiles.bsky.social•32 days ago

LMAOO

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lobstermasher.bsky.social•33 days ago

De da dee dee
dee dee, dee dee
dee dee dee dee
deeeee
Do da
Do do dooooo...

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jaredtmz.bsky.social•32 days ago

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aoide.bsky.social•33 days ago

She was being hunted by a cult and killed them all is what I had heard

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morpheus55.bsky.social•32 days ago

I want THAT story

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radelaidegrl.bsky.social•33 days ago

She might be made of stone but she's ALL WOMAN

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vivien3daggers.bsky.social•33 days ago

oh shit there you

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vivien3daggers.bsky.social•33 days ago

*are*

there you are o_o

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katkrafter.bsky.social•27 days ago

Mr.Peanut's wife?

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67th.bsky.social•32 days ago

SHOCKING BLUE!
A goddess on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire

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thenshesaid.bsky.social•32 days ago

She knows you can't resist her, she's the fertility goddess Venus of Willendorf. ❤️

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bcrockstar.bsky.social•32 days ago

And has she got some stories.

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emmaakp.bsky.social•32 days ago

Would love to listen 😎

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begann.bsky.social•32 days ago

I know. She followed me and was DMing me to text her. 🙄

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sleestak.bsky.social•33 days ago

This banner is illegal in 23 states

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zogar77designs.bsky.social•32 days ago

😆😆

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kaela.bsky.social•33 days ago

HORNY MILFS IN YOUR LOCAL MUSEUM

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losturuk.bsky.social•32 days ago

MILF? "Mesolithic I'd Like to F*ck"?

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bobewise.bsky.social•33 days ago

I mean, maybe? Shoot your shot.

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simon-t-vesper.bsky.social•33 days ago

damn, maybe I need to spend more time in museums . . . 😏

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rwruedii.bsky.social•33 days ago

Ancient civilizations worshiped Horny BBW MILFs as fertility goddesses.

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kaela.bsky.social•31 days ago

the real ones still do

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h11t0n.bsky.social•32 days ago

Instagram before filters?

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mildperil.bsky.social•32 days ago

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the-old-dog.bsky.social•32 days ago

I mean, it's been centuries

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jerrytimber.bsky.social•32 days ago

Someone check on Mike Johnson. You know what? Nevermind.

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cbshere.bsky.social•32 days ago

actually she is preggers!

#EARTHMOTHER once revered!

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jaybrd.bsky.social•33 days ago

Can never pass up a Venus of Willendorf meme

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truthspeak7.bsky.social•33 days ago

"Hot single women in your area just waiting for you to drop by"

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bitratenate.bsky.social•32 days ago

Homina homina

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niceandinnocent.bsky.social•33 days ago

What's her @

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pinkoscare.bsky.social•32 days ago

What's her number?

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swsalin.bsky.social•32 days ago

Imagine trying to hide that porn under your dirt mattress and hoping your mom won't notice. Same as it ever was.

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dustinheron.bsky.social•33 days ago

Get her stuck in a dryer and I'm there

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saleemnoorali.com•33 days ago

what is her OF?

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desperatemarlas.bsky.social•32 days ago

Reminder: it's in bad taste to ask her how her husband died

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sandrat.bsky.social•32 days ago

Presumably by snu snu

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lovestealstheday.bsky.social•32 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/keemfraiche.bsky.social/post/3ldjwnpui3k2p

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keemfraiche.bsky.social•32 days ago

☠️☠️

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banneduser.space•33 days ago

ay gurl u want see me stone tool? 🫦

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mrthursday.bsky.social•33 days ago

You should have made it more obvious that this was a joke. I'm now banned for life from Natural History Museum Vienna.

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thatinsurancegirl.bsky.social•32 days ago

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luna-eirene.bsky.social•33 days ago

Bwahahaha

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numb.comfortab.ly•32 days ago

Well at least nobody can say "his grave is not even cold yet"

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a-blueberry-cake.bsky.social•32 days ago

Superstimulatory Lady

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stvp.bsky.social•32 days ago

Class!

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azmichael1976.bsky.social•33 days ago

She looks like she is Nuts!

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yummymaichi.bsky.social•33 days ago

of course she wants sex, she's not getting it anymore since the husband died!!!!

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danielmclaury.bsky.social•32 days ago

You know, I've seen about a hundred photos of this sculpture, and I've always assumed it was about the size of an apple, but it occurs to me now that for all I know it could be life-sized or bigger.

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rbheadge.gobirds.online•32 days ago

It's a little smaller than an apple. But it's behind so much glass that it looks even smaller in person.

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tehhund.bsky.social•32 days ago

She VENUS on my WILLEN till I DORF

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adamspf.bsky.social•29 days ago

Imagine Dragons “You Make Me a Believer” in my head now.

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adamspf.bsky.social•29 days ago

S’ok I’ve got my own Goddess at home thanks.

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4023drew.bsky.social•32 days ago

And maybe an ARROWHEAD OR TWO if you've got some spares

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rimv.bsky.social•33 days ago

I'm as ready as I'll ever be.

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jeffreymkirk.bsky.social•32 days ago

Breeders are so perverted & sick.

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gregdean.bsky.social•32 days ago

... this Chris-a-mas.

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jeanthejust.bsky.social•32 days ago

Be careful. She is in charge of whether the earth remains fertile. Don't piss her off. Sex is good. Grows things.

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nattw.bsky.social•32 days ago

She just wants sex?
She always wants FOOD!
That's a 6000 calorie a day body!

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avhiero.bsky.social•32 days ago

Into some kinky shit too.

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theseconddumbass.bsky.social•31 days ago

god pelase

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nikomiko.bsky.social•32 days ago

@misspuss.bsky.social

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morpheus55.bsky.social•32 days ago

Venus of willendorf is lonely?

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gammingbigger.bsky.social•32 days ago

😒😒🤮🤮🤮🤢😫

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heydtrain.bsky.social•33 days ago

that’s just sally dicktits

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laserjet4000.online•32 days ago

If you reject her three times, your account will be banned.

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crunkedupripley.bsky.social•32 days ago

Sorry, we need #KevinSamuels to weigh in on this first, but he passed away in 2022.

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generalrusty78.bsky.social•32 days ago

Honesty would

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pickle2me.bsky.social•33 days ago

I saw Her in person.

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yourlocalvillain.bsky.social•32 days ago

Then go have sex with her

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crazydogm0m.bsky.social•32 days ago

Looks like a dude with boobs.

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piskyinpresbyland.bsky.social•32 days ago

The transvestigators are going after 30 000 year old statues now!

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joshfromtexas.bsky.social•32 days ago

I think I need a cigarette

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usedwhite2doorford.bsky.social•33 days ago

I was just going to say that ...

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petnatwhine.bsky.social•33 days ago

Amusing ad out of Vienna? Inconceivable.

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stepback.nebula.tv•33 days ago

You wouldn't last three seconds in the Venus of willendorf

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9rgeoc.bsky.social•32 days ago

Pick me...please!

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themercenaryartist.bsky.social•31 days ago

WHAT DOES SHE WANT? SHE WANTS SEXXXXXXXXX

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f-e-f-o.bsky.social•32 days ago

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peentis.bsky.social•33 days ago

hello mama

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berrybbie.bsky.social•32 days ago

I wish I was this funny. I got the kind of depression that kills that part of your brain.

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tarsilam.bsky.social•32 days ago

Oh god you guys had this ad too

It sounded particularly neat in Portuguese

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cheekyboytom.bsky.social•31 days ago

Travelled nearly 1000 km to see her. Would recommend 😉

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ahhhh5.bsky.social•32 days ago

Wtf?

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justanotherant.bsky.social•33 days ago

Her milkshake brings all the boys to Willendorf.

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happydance1.bsky.social•33 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️👍👍

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m1ssbeliever.bsky.social•33 days ago

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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astrobot101.bsky.social•32 days ago

Giving Taylor Swift a run for her considerable money.

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muintir-an-oileain.bsky.social•32 days ago

The mind is willing but the flesh is weak and spongey

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coyderspider.bsky.social•32 days ago

Isn't that a fertility goddess?

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oddwolfe19.bsky.social•32 days ago

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horseradish.bsky.social•32 days ago

looking for a man who can handle a woman in her 50s with the body of a 20 year old. if it don't touch your bellybutton, don't even bother

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binaryape.bsky.social•33 days ago

I've paid her a visit and she was very nice

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captbarba79.bsky.social•33 days ago

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laur-k.bsky.social•33 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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mysteryfeathernoct.bsky.social•32 days ago

I have interested for Date with she ☝🏻

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lowerbackpainprod.bsky.social•32 days ago

Thousand year old mummy sluts are waiting in [local city] to have sex with YOU!

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tonyhightower.bsky.social•33 days ago

Hey, she ain't called Won't-endorf

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sanctumblog.bsky.social•32 days ago

👍👍

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cat-lieb.bsky.social•32 days ago

Bravo!

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alicat999.bsky.social•32 days ago

Downloaded Bluesky 10 minutes ago and am not disappointed.

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happydance1.bsky.social•33 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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sandrat.bsky.social•32 days ago

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m1ssbeliever.bsky.social•33 days ago

🏆

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jebemtidusu.bsky.social•32 days ago

Sorry have arrangements with a younger northern lass. Only 7000 years old and an Orkney Venus

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bgreysk.bsky.social•33 days ago

The perplexing shape of the statue may in fact be due to this being what a woman looks like if she’s got massive fucking honkers

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annalasko.net•33 days ago

It’s actually theorized to be based on what a woman sees when looking down at their giant fucking milk silos

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sallyclabonte.bsky.social•32 days ago

So body dysmorphia has been around forever. Cool 😎

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ecppdx.bsky.social•32 days ago

FIND HOT PALEOLITHIC SINGLES IN YOUR AREA

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vezanmatics.newgrounds.com•32 days ago

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catsculptor.bsky.social•32 days ago

Need her so bad

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illiagrim.bsky.social•32 days ago

“you wouldn’t last 2 minutes while observing these museum exibits”

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drstrangepork.bsky.social•32 days ago

Hot fertility idols in your area want to talk to you now!

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ericklaver.bsky.social•31 days ago

Thirst trap

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eugenehetzel.bsky.social•32 days ago

You laugh, but I lust after clay ass.

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eugenehetzel.bsky.social•32 days ago

Shes literally a brickhouse.

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ayharano.dev•32 days ago

@danielseda.com

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slartybartfast.bsky.social•33 days ago

Ahh Venus you never fail to facinate me

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davethingy.bsky.social•32 days ago

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spatchcock.bsky.social•32 days ago

This is peak femininity.

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aretezayin.bsky.social•32 days ago

That's what you get when you slum it with a whore of Babylon. Boys worship fertility goddess. Men, get you a girl like Isis. Loves you so much that after you are murdered and dismembered she brings wrath upon your enemies, reassembles your body, and makes a mummy for her daddy.

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