Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the glass is half empty

Theologian: the glass is self-emptying
Reposted from John Scalzi
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat

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