Captain: "PARROT!" *Locks Parrot in a Headlock* "Welcome to WTFWednesday!"

Parrot: "Hmpt Hfpt"

Captain: "Why do I sound happy about that you ask?"

Drops Parrot: "Hoot!"

Captain: "Because, now I can chalk up the oddities of this day with the day and in the end simply call it a day. Logic!"