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The Captain of S.S. Good Intentions.
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Walking out on the deck this morning, seeing Parrot pecking at the bots: Captain: "They're bots Parrot, don't go easy on them." *Bone snapping crunch* "HOOT!" Captain: "Language Parrot..."

Single Artists! With Valentine's Day slowly venturing this way, are you looking for a source of nonsensical inspiration? A drink providing companion? Do you like Pirates? Look no further then your Captain. Applications will be available in the near future. Cheers 🍻

Captain: "Parrot, if we were a magical girl duo would you become my transformation wand or stay my weapon?" Parrot: "......Hoot?" Captain: *looking out past the bots* "That's all that's out there Parrot, anime girls." Captain: *sips coffee while pondering Magical Girl Lady FishBowL*

Captain: "PARROT!" *Locks Parrot in a Headlock* "Welcome to WTFWednesday!" Parrot: "Hmpt Hfpt" Captain: "Why do I sound happy about that you ask?" Drops Parrot: "Hoot!" Captain: "Because, now I can chalk up the oddities of this day with the day and in the end simply call it a day. Logic!"

Meanwhile, while the ship is on fire and Parrot pecks at a cannon. Captain: "How you doing Parrot?" Parrot: *Thunk* "Hoot Hoot." Captain: "I'm glad." Parrot snaps neck around: "Hoot?" Captain smiles as he raises his cup of coffee: "...Nope."

Captain: "Alright Parrot, It's time for a portrait." Parrot: "Hoot Hoot?" Captain: "Fear not, Sketches are never one for one, this will be fine." Parrot: "Hoot..." Captain: "Yeah, you're right. I'll stick to writing instead." -Sketch by Captain FishBowL, S.S. Good Intentions #selfportrait

Captain: *pokes Parrot eye* Oy, do something... Parrot: *drools* Captain: "... alright then."

Meanwhile, Captain has an epiphany moment: Captain: *grabs Parrot's Face* "PARROT, I'VE GOT IT! *realizes* Wait, nevermind. Telling you is a mistake." Parrot: "*squished* Hmmt?" Captain: "Forget it? No, I'm writing it down. *Drops Parrot* on paper!"

Meanwhile, while taking time offline and seeing new notifications: Captain: "Parrot... what did you do?" Parrot: "Hoot hoot." Captain: "What do you mean posted my thoughts?" Parrot: "Hoot." Captain: "Oh about Ar..." *grabs Parrot's Face* "PARROT ARE YOU INSANE!?!" *Looks up* "Oh Gods..."

Well a month passed and I forgot to share nonsense here. That checks out. On a side tangent, I have to accept my nonsensical imagination for a art commission is gonna cost me more then a PS5... but I still wanna go through with it. If your curious of the idea, let me know. I'll share it here.

It appears an entire year has passed since any effort to share the Captain's thoughts have appeared here. Perhaps it is high time for a change to that.

Ahoy Mateys! Today makes a good day in Gaming. My day started with the defeat of Chapter 1 Boss Balteus in AC6, with my own build AC design. And the other grand note, I have finally beat The Machine table in Sonic Spinball 🤘🏻, now to beat Showdown 😭