It's actually much worse: Take over Greenland, make Canada a state, confiscate the Panama Canal, rename it the Gulf of America, buy this Tesla, I stopped the CA wildfires by releasing farm water miles north of LA, tariffs will make America Rich Again, etc., etc.
I gotta tell you Lucy, this had me rolling on the floor this morning, had to go to the grocery store a couple hours later, thought about it and was laughing out loud in the store. I'm sure everyone thought I was losing it! ππ€£ππ€£π¨π¦πΊπ¦8647
That reminds me of an American student I met in Canada. We started talking about tropical climates so I mentioned SEA/Malaysia etc. and she asked me in which state it was in π³π
A student !!π€¦πΌ
I'm an American, and this has me fugging dying!!!! We have the WORST dialect on the planet, but we are so quick to shit on others or call them stupid if they don't speak like us.
This has me cackling!ππ€£
Your guys' English is much more proper and better sounding, though!
Or:
"...and then she described my p.n.s as a tiny mushroom. Can you believe that? My wonderful p.n.s is the most beautiful p.n.s, the world has ever seen. A p.n.s. that even many men say is beautiful. I got offers from an art gallery even, can you believe it?"
Hilarious! And not even so far fetched. Itβs totally credible heβs made some unbelievably stupid gaffes, heβs a total dingbat!β¦.
must be why his cult adore him so much, they see themselves in his likeness.π€
Can he be deported to Wakanda, with Musky?
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all you need to know to make this believable is that there is - apparently - a desk in at least one Austrian airport to help confused people (I'm assuming mostly Americans) who wanted to go to Australia ππ€£
No.. I highly doubt very many people would look at that and think that it's just a joke. Lots of misinformation is being spread online nowadays and you shouldn't tell people that it's just a joke. Watch Adolescence on netflix. There's an example of the internet messing people up
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Merkel: No you can't send astronauts to the sun
Trump: What if we send them at night!
I miss her so much right now.
Germany is a powerful ally to all
so far.
Checkmate, liberal.
A student !!π€¦πΌ
This has me cackling!ππ€£
Your guys' English is much more proper and better sounding, though!
"...and then she described my p.n.s as a tiny mushroom. Can you believe that? My wonderful p.n.s is the most beautiful p.n.s, the world has ever seen. A p.n.s. that even many men say is beautiful. I got offers from an art gallery even, can you believe it?"
must be why his cult adore him so much, they see themselves in his likeness.π€
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I mean, I wouldn't be surprised!