"What?! You voted against the Who's the Goodest Boy Bill? But it would have made petting dogs tax deductible..."
"What's this part about grinding homeless people into paste?"
"Dogfood for the good boys!!"
Heyyy how about those 10 senators that broke with the party to vote for CS just like, a week ago? Or the many that keep voting for Trump's shit? Remember theeeeem? Not like one of them's the senate minority leader or anything.
Like, 3 of those bills didn't include just investing a pile of money in the private sector and hoping it went well. And one of them, the iron dome thing, is straight-up jingoist nonsense.
He wanted either result. Both gave him ludicrous powers, and Chuck chose the one that would give him ludicrous powers for his whole term instead of a short period. Chose the one that's permanent.
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"What's this part about grinding homeless people into paste?"
"Dogfood for the good boys!!"