I break into nursing homes at night to eat Jello with my hands like a rat. - ThreadSky

benedictsred.bsky.social • 43 days ago

I break into nursing homes at night to eat Jello with my hands like a rat.

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ripbobby.bsky.social•43 days ago

I thought I was alone.

lilyfathom.art•42 days ago

Jeeze!

And people think I am eccentric.

farmckon.bsky.social•43 days ago

Sorry, but you need to describe how you eat your rats for me to really visualize & get this gag....

anfaeboy.bsky.social•43 days ago

So long as you are keeping away from their saline solution, our relationship can remain cordial...

fun-gus.bsky.social•43 days ago

Do it in the daytime, they’re all desperate for any kind of visitor

kiranayt.bsky.social•43 days ago

marginman3.bsky.social•43 days ago

Rats eat jello with their tiny hands? I’d watch Tik Toks about that all day long.

vince-cabrera.bsky.social•43 days ago

…as one does.

simulflow.bsky.social•43 days ago

I thought I read "with Jello on my hands like a rat". Clearly it's coffee time

theblackrepublican.bsky.social•43 days ago

And how much does that pay, annually?

clarkindeir.bsky.social•43 days ago

But do you eat pudding with your fingers🤔

girinero.bsky.social•43 days ago

DeSantis did it first.

sssumbry.bsky.social•43 days ago

Who is Bill Cosby for $500 Alex.

malemet.bsky.social•43 days ago

Ooh don't ask, touchy subject. Alex will claim he never met him.

sssumbry.bsky.social•43 days ago

Hahahahaa

thisisyubs.bsky.social•43 days ago

I definitely am in the record books for eating jello that was about to expire from various healthcare facilities.

stevekoehler22.bsky.social•43 days ago

There’s always room for Jello

matthew-ds9.bsky.social•43 days ago

So THAT's where my grape flavored Jello went!

well, at least leave me the cherry flavored one, would ya?
thanks

bauntarbara.bsky.social•43 days ago

Striking imagery of a bleak future for Gen X Trump voters...

naomisilverfang.bsky.social•42 days ago

So that’s why they stopped serving jello? What are you doing with the bananas, then? 🤔 More sheratigans, I assume?

benedictsred.bsky.social•42 days ago

…I make banana bread for everyone.

thetirednurse.bsky.social•43 days ago

Like Ron Desantis with his pudding fingers

iammarelyn.bsky.social•43 days ago

OMW so the old people who complain about the ghosts crawling around at night are correct???

tehmud.bsky.social•43 days ago

Aw dammit gotta cross you off the list. We're looking for the apple sauce culprit.

Note: I do actually work in assisted living. Oddly jello is the only thing that doesn't go quickly. Its mostly pudding and little ice cream cups.

camlovesbadpuns.bsky.social•43 days ago

I...uh...(thud)

waynefryback.bsky.social•43 days ago

But what flavor?

rosiewayffux.bsky.social•43 days ago

I won't judge you till i hear what flavour, so what flavour?

demswakeup.bsky.social•43 days ago

You have been reported to the proper authorities

phecdaplato.bsky.social•43 days ago

It’s You! 😳

britculpsapp.bsky.social•43 days ago

ol’ sticky fingers over here

benedictsred.bsky.social•43 days ago

🥰🥰🥰

putawomanincharge.bsky.social•43 days ago

Now I know.

vwonders.bsky.social•43 days ago

jack2011.bsky.social•43 days ago

That is fucking awesome!

cruiseshipdrummer.bsky.social•43 days ago

I don't believe rats eat jello that way, but the point is taken

plushrat.bsky.social•43 days ago

You are mistaken. We rats shovel everything in our mouths with our greedy grabbers as fast as rodently possible. Jello is no exception

beckymay74.bsky.social•43 days ago

I want slipper socks

daveingeorgia.bsky.social•43 days ago

So, you're the one. You do know they sneak medication into the Jello, right?

dtf4realz.bsky.social•43 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

raallen86.bsky.social•43 days ago

Do you even know how long that line is?

megannoelmouse.bsky.social•43 days ago

Do you add water just eat the powder?

kevidently.bsky.social•43 days ago

Looks like Templeton was the real “some pig.”

quodnomenmihiest.bsky.social•43 days ago

😁

fiveacre.bsky.social•43 days ago

*looks up from my jello stained feet*

"Hands! Fantastic!"

darylcognito.bsky.social•43 days ago

Rats don't have hands

benedictsred.bsky.social•43 days ago

🙄🙄🙄🙄

radicalempath90.bsky.social•43 days ago

This is disgusting. To go on such adventures and withhold my invite — unthinkable.

benedictsred.bsky.social•43 days ago

Pull up!

got2high.bsky.social•43 days ago

how the fuck did you come up with this

emilyandawesome.bsky.social•43 days ago

The green, red, or blue!?

malemet.bsky.social•43 days ago

Can't fault you or the rat.

vibewiththevoid.bsky.social•43 days ago

It was you!!!

mercime.bsky.social•43 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

james-at-57.bsky.social•43 days ago

Cold, dead hands?

libertyunderpants.bsky.social•43 days ago

I believe you

tamtannes.bsky.social•43 days ago

Jason, you r do damned weird! Would you mind if I tell people you’re my son? I’d love to take some credit.

benedictsred.bsky.social•43 days ago

😅😅😅

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