Once on a very crowded bus I (about 16/17)was sat in front of my mum. We stopped by an advert that read ‘when did you have your last Rolo?’ Someone had scratched out Rolo & written something else... My mum very loudly asked me ‘ what’s a Blow Job, is it like when you get your hair done?’🫣
I was working in a small ski resort in Italy and was practicing my pronunciation of a cheese, I forget the name of it, but apparently asked the waitress for sex doggy style cue paroxyms of laughter and a red face for me😳
I was sheltered too and my classmates convinced me that dildo was another name for an umbrella (like brolly) so I told my head teacher not to forget his dildo because it’s wet outside 💀
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Not in a fart box tho, kthxbye
It's "mission style"
Luckily my wife still laughs about this
luckily he knew I had no idea what I was saying