I left a woman once because I found out she was a Mountain Dew enjoyer.

Normally I wouldn’t yuck anyone’s yum, but Mountain Dew is where I drew the line, it’s a very boorish drink, the beverage equivalent of NASCAR and setting farts on fire. Like, be a fuckin lady… 🤣
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2. what's the pettiest reason you stopped talking to someone??

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