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Designer (BBC, Sky, ITV, DWM, etc), doodler, arty man, cat lady, bisexual, sleepy · Bollocks about #UX #UI #Design #Illustration #Art #DoctorWho #Horror #Music #Comedy · Previously: @paulburleyffs 📍 Manchester, England 🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburl
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Charlie Simpson from Busted has aged a bit, but you can still tell it's him. #MichaelMcIntyresBigShit

Found your favourite film in Aldi, by the way.

Tell-tale signs you're using ChatGPT to polish your copy: - 'Leveraging' (nobody in the UK says/writes that) - Em dashes (most people can't be arsed to figure out the shortcut to type them) - Full-stops inside quotation marks (not on my watch)

Saturday.

When people honestly tried to argue “it’s only a salute from a sci-fi show”. YES, WHICH WAS USED BY SPACE NAZIS

Got an interview in 15 mins for a broadcaster I might have mentioned before, arranged last minute yesterday. The recruiter’s on annual leave. His backup is too (as of today). Neither have provided any context or background info, despite my chasing. Promising start, isn’t it? Wish me luck, etc.

I haven't watched EastEnders for years. Cheery cunts, aren't they?

"Blow like you blow that trumpet" - they're taking this piss at this point, right? #EELive

"Tits up" - wash your mouth out, it's only 7.30pm. (I am here for it. Curse like a twat.) #EELive

Movies you've watched more than six times, using only a GIF.

Throwback Thursday to that time I saw Christian Ecclestone on the TransPennine Express.

Burning the midnight oil for an 'urgent' SteerCo presentation on a year’s worth of UX activities and outcomes... only for them to not make any room for it. One day left on this contract. One day left.

“If I may have your attention. For some time I have been experimenting with the Mark Three project. I am anxious that you should see immediately the remarkable results that I have achieved, and to that end I have arranged this demonstration. Woof.”

Happy Wednesday.

Turns out, this post has absolutely *nothing* to do with Pam St. Clement, is in no way related to the 40th anniversary of EastEnders, and has made it painfully clear that I need to book a sight test *immediately*.

10 PRINT "BOOBS" 20 GOTO 10 RUN

What's your sign?

They had me at "Ofcom, stop GB News broadcasting".

Halfway through a 3-hour drive to Dad’s on 4 hours of sleep, with a terrible data connection. That means it’s Boney M’s Greatest Hits on "CD" for the next 90 minutes. Pray for Paul.

Like a white filling in a mouth full of rotten teeth.