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Author, The Omnist series —Magical Noir—horror comedy, dark humor Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium Mostly Human, Mostly Cat The Omnist and the Cosmic Egg The Patina of Dorothy Grant Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap The Soul Phone Collector
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2.5 k words yesterday. I will not hit that number in the 2 hrs I have until work, but hopefully it’ll be significant. #writing

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This is so weird to me: I just ordered a hat, wig, and coat to cosplay one of my own characters in The Omnist book series and shoot a satire commercial. Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium, Yksian, and Connie will exist for the ad and a pop-up in April. #writerscommunity

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I couldn't write a traditional romance if my life depended on it. It would turn out more like this: A horror comedy about effed up people having effed up ideas about each other at an effed up party. #valentinesday #book

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Oddly, each of my last three writing sessions this week have netted 1,400 words. Whatever that means. It’s not the 2k per that I’m shooting for, but I’ll take it. #writing

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Omg, guys, it’s on! Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium is going to exist for the 1st time as a booth to sell Connie’s haunted goods (and stories) at the Spooky Swap Meet! Plus, my author stuff, too, blending fiction w reality. #booksky #writerscommunity

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This is like mirror universe Office Space with evil cubicle dorks embezzling on behalf of the Bobs

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

So this stupid Executive Saint pin on my stupid shoulder is now officially part of The Omnist universe for supporters and Consumerians. You're not stupid, though. But I did struggle internally whether to post this or not. I lost. #booksky

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90% of the time when someone says, “I don’t make the rules,” they did, in fact, make up the rule(s) they just said. I mean, I don’t make the rules, either, but I did just make up that stat. #writingcommunity

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It hurts just like every other year of our lives. Well-intentioned friends say, “You guys are better now,” or the dreaded, “There's always next year.” No, Lions/fans have a co-dependent relationship. There will be no couples therapy. The abuse continues until one of us dies. Go #DetroitLions!

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Finally, Leonard is free! ndnco.cc/PeltierCleme...

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Amy is a great friend and was an Omniscian at my book events twice, at Lodge I and Lodge IV. She lost her home in the #losangelesfires Please consider: www.gofundme.com/f/amy-lyford...

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

I’m seeing everyone in LA masking up like it’s 2020 again. #losangelesfires

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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

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Nobody carries change anymore… #thewho

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Yay! People can get The Omnist and Emporium merch online now. #writingcommunity www.etsy.com/shop/consumi...

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Happy new year! Please purchase/read/listen to The Omnist series. Thank you to those who have. Please review. It really does help. Thank you to those who have. Please share The Omnist series with someone and how you discovered it or how we know each other. Thank you to those who have. #booksky

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Santa visits me every year on the Eve after he works an 18 hr workday. First beer is always on us. I literally think this guy was born for this job; he's so honestly nice and hard-working. I hope he and everyone else has a great day, regardless what date the calendar says. #santa

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Happy belated Festivus!!! My chest wound is healing. #festivus #seinfeld

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Fun w Dead Beats...this gift is actually green, but Tony's concert lighting (holiday lights and neon beer signs), plus photo editing gave this little guy more life. Btw, I historically played keys and guitar in my bands from junior high through college. Yay! #goth

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I love when friends do cool shit. I worked two Type O Negative albums at Roadrunner. Naturally, l'd want the graphic novel celebrating 30 yrs of their seminal LP, Bloody Kisses. #graphicnovel

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

I hadn’t seen this one yet, so I made it. Tee shirt?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

gonna write a poem where every line starts with "as an LLM"

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

This made my day!

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I am giving thanks (Hi, Jendia!) today for starter packs.

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

Fun with starter packs: Oxford comma, coma, comma, coma, and a chameleon.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know there’s a semicolon lovers starter pack? My nerdy heart palpitates. go.bsky.app/VfqroC8

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

Yes!

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