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Writer (on Medium as @sirhenryatrawlinsonend and on Substack as @mikehickman), published in Bitchin' Kitsch, Red Fez, Sledgehammer, Bandit Fiction, the Cabinet of Heed and many more besides. Best of the net nominated. Former teacher and academic.
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Schrier to RFK Jr: You gave Cassidy the answer he needed to hear in order to get his confirmation vote, then as soon as you were secretary you turned around & fired all 17 members. You lied. I also want to be clear that I will lay all responsibility for every vaccine-preventable death at your feet.

BREAKING: I’m hearing that despite Liz Kendall and other cabinet ministers being locked in talks trying to convince welfare rebels not to vote down the bill the number of Labour MPs planning to do so has actually gone up to 127 👏

I’m shocked that two nations who have been fighting for thousands of years continued fighting even though Trump used all caps in his social media post

Trumpers now responding to CNN reports that Trump's bombing raids only set Iran's nuke program back a few months by trying to convince us "obliterate" doesn't mean what we think it means.

The replies.

What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?

Gotta love a library that promotes banned books! Thank you, Cleveland Heights library

More than 70 Labour MP's are ready to vote against the PIP cuts, if they fire you, you will have your own Party larger than any other ever except Labour and the Conservatives.

New Legislation Frees Up President To Do Pretty Much Anything, Really theonion.com/congres...

The Onion are always superb. Really great writers. Unlike some.

it’s that time again

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

perfect

KARL: What do you say to MAGAs who worry we're involved in yet another war in the Middle East? VANCE: We are not interested in protracted conflicts, but there's a question about how you achieve peace & we believe you achieve peace through strength (He's getting close to saying "war is peace" ... )

medium.com/know-thyself...

Stop asking chat gpt or gemini or any of them ANYTHING for the hell of it. It runs on sweatshops and is undoing years of progress on climate change in record time. Just stop.

I haven't posted a tip in ages, but I just want to remind everyone that this exists If someone posts something on your timeline you don't like you can hide it from everyone Block and move on

Someone should make an online petition or something.

Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far: A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.

WASHINGTON—With the United States facing a daunting array of problems, leading historians reminded the nation that when making tough choices, it never hurts to stop, take a look at similar situations from the past, and then think about whether the decisions people made back then were good or bad.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

"My proudest legacy will be that of a peacemaker and a unifier. That's what I want to be. A peacemaker and a unifier." -Donald Trump, January 2025

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

bsky.app/profile/matt...

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

Like Ricky Gervais, they’re upset that they can’t say retard anymore

'The entire corpus of human knowledge'

These are not police. By law, they have to identify. If they won’t—copy their plates, call the actual police and let them know you are witnessing armed police impersonators.

Fascinating: Did you know that the Sun's energy output per cubic meter is only about the same as that of a compost heap? ☀️🍂 About 277 watts per m3 (277 watts per m3 doesn't seem very impressive. But the sheer volume of the Sun generates an immense output.)

Delicious ontological crisis

"rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge"

Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they'll be available later this summer

Pipe down, Blofeld.

Lauren Boebert, "The Hand Job at the opera."

🔥 🔥 🔥

CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...

I know JAWS gets a lot of praise for not showing the shark much, but let’s be real, so many movies don’t even show you a shark at all.

Trump to a reporter: "You are even in danger talking to me right now. Do you know that? You are in danger talking to me right now. So I should probably get out of here. But you guys are actually in danger."

This world sometimes resembles some recent sci-fi satire like Murderbot, Fired on Mars, Space Force, or Avenue 5.

I didn't really *get* ChatGPT's appeal until I read chat logs and saw the constant praise and fawning language. Of course people like it. It's a damn cocaine lever.