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she/her, pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan, not a top just a capricorn, eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe
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from "yay I can go home early today!" to "20 minute red line delays FORGET IT"

Amex: enjoy your US Open Pre-Sale access! me: i know you blast this far and wide but l o l

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

halved one of my medications (yay!) and increased another (boo) but because of the increased we switched brands (AGAIN. boo) but I'm not getting side effects with this one????? (YAY)

another day, another chance to go into the Sinners tag on tumblr and block what seems to be 800 new x reader fics

“As the final bosses of worldwide racism, we demand that you take the jobs away from each of your six Black people”

i was typing up a skeet with "I know its Reddit but....." and then deleted it because like. tbh. getting a lot of good info from subreddits these days. what a time.

gonna be at PAX East all four days, for any moots who are around and want to say hi OR please feel free to DM me if you want me to try and snag some merch for you. happy to hand it off to locals or ship to you

man this burrito is gross, oliveira's what the fuck

SCREAM!!

we just straight up can't have the World Cup here honestly. or the Olympics. it's not safe for the teams, coaching staff, fans, nobody

Sarah Pinsker's "Where Oaken Hearts Do Gather" has all my favorite things - the horrors, downvoting drama, folk songs, footnotes, and women's wrongs

Metaphor has a "Restart this battle, it's a wash" option and every RPG needs this.

me, lying down on the floor: this makes me desperately want an Outsider POV fic where the various baristas/waitresses/cooks of the places Frank and Karen have their illicit little info exchanges think those two are having a tortured affair (because please the VIBES) www.tumblr.com/harrietvane/...

THUNDERSTORM

friday!amanda left tuesday!amanda one (1) perfect dish of leftovers, thank you friday!amanda, you were the best of us

@anachronistique.bsky.social i assume you saw this already, but JUST IN CASE www.tumblr.com/lastnightsto...

Bluetooth troubleshooting

me: nap time!!!! Ginger: OUR nap time

Returned the car and it started POURING, time to Lyft home, such is life

The Age of Duolingo is over. Now is time for the Return of the True Language King.

"A formal short is so difficult to pull off!!!!!" "......" "......... sometimes you hear sentences come out of your mouth......"

Colman Domingo (look 2) #MetGala2025

Colman Domingo in Valentino at the Met Gala. A ton more red carpet looks later on our site. #MetGala

Starting off this Met Gala 2025 thread STRONG with Teyana Taylor's look. She'll be one of the hosts of this year's livestream, along with actor & producer La La Anthony and SNL comedian & actor Ego Nwodim. Taylor arrived with academy award nominated costume designer Ruth E. Carter.

"Name a baseball player that has played for five teams." "ERIN" #CabinWee7end