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I was 1000% correct. She tried to kill us.

My Hot Pilates instructor today looks 12. Which means this is probably gonna be the hardest workout of my life.

Who wants to start a hug club? It'll be like run club but it won't suck. No funny business, just hugs. And snacks but not messy snacks cause we gon be hugging.

MSNBC: ICE is gearing up to deploy to these blue cities: Chicago, NYC, DC area, Seattle, and Philadelphia.

Hot Pilates time. #blackskyfitness

Unserious *MEN’S soccer country, John! I know you already know that…

people keep saying AI is coming and it can’t be stopped. no, AI is being forced in every facet of our lives even when we say we don’t want it.

is everyone just drained lately

Newsom is doing what almost every Democrat in the country is afraid to do right now and he is going to reap all the rewards if they don’t hurry. As a California voter intimately familiar with Newsom’s actual policy bonafides, I am loudly imploring someone else to do that hurrying.

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No sleep for ICE tonight as activists found their hotel again. Hotel managers have to decide whether that GSA per diem money is worth having their hotel completely surrounded 24/7 by protesters.

a woman just trying to get home gets shot

It’s like these dudes that be embarrassing their wives with the worst appreciation posts I’ve ever seen just “thank you for being my bronze medal” 😭😭😭

“She picked me up when I was down” and the down was an outside baby. Come on, man

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

In the next civil war, "the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon, but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition, and ignorance on the other." - Ulysses S. Grant, 1875

This is actually perfect. The emptiness makes it look as ridiculous and wasteful as it is.

CNN reporter has never been to California, where the smell of marijuana has graced the air for at least the past 50+ years 🤦‍♂️

I feel like meat size is relative to your partner. One might say hell nawl get away you leviathan! Another might say Yes give me all of it.

i have been singing this all day

Ma'am we only had 3 channels + TV turned off at 12am. Music was our whole life😭

When you on coke 45 minutes probably feels like 4

The snow was impeccable and every musician a ski champ. Many of the listeners, too. 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

If you are a Black person, and particularly a Black woman, you just gotta lock in on your self-esteem and be unwavering about it.

Queer spaces were not created to make straight People feel comfortable. I’m gonna repeat that. I know repetition helps drive a point home. Queer spaces were not created to make straight people feel comfortable. 

And that's why i keep telling you how gorgeous i am. Your beliefs about beauty ain't got a thing to do with me. I'm stunning. So are you, but you don't believe in yourself. Now i can't make you believe, but i sure af can fight back against your conditioning.

Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”

Amazing they think this is some type of "gotcha".

I say this with love: I understand that a lot of people didn't expect the fascists to militarily occupy an opposition stronghold. And yet, it is what people SHOULD have expected. It is what Trump tried to do in 2020, when institutionalists held him back. Those institutionalists are gone.

Why is this Skeet so gottdamm loud?!

Simone apologized... Meanwhile, the 5th Place loser doubled down on this.

Like this expired Glue Stick... It's no point apologizing to these folks... #they never apologize.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Mikie Sherrill wins Democratic nomination for governor in New Jersey primary election.

What i don’t understand about the trad wife… you making all the money… but you gotta act like you not???

Nick Sirianni: We have to be even better at tush push now. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

LOS ANGELES (AP) — National Guard troops are now protecting ICE agents as they make arrests in LA.

Target trying to "class solidarity" their way back, but Black isn't an economic class. As long as that keeps getting ignored, people will continue to lose.

Flag burning by protestors was deemed constitutionally protected speech under First Amendment rights by the Supreme Court in the Texas v Johnson (1989) decision.

it really speaks to how trump does not see himself as a steward of the white house or the presidency but as its owner. he will do with it as he pleases.

Trump and Hegseth are actively and overly turning the US military into a partisan political force in violation of the Constitution, and Republicans in Congress will say nothing as another pillar of the Republic comes crashing down.

There’s obviously a lot going on right now, but the Speaker of the House calling for the Governor of California to be tortured seems like it should be a pretty big story.

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“I didn’t think I needed to tell you that.” WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?!?!

NEVER LIE TO YOUR LAWYER!!!

We should never let ourselves get desensitized to this. It can’t be overstated how outrageously unpresidential and un-American it is for Donald Trump to speak to the US military like they’re his partisan personal army.

Why stop at the US Constitution and violate the Geneva Conventions as well?

All major media outlets have decided which side they are on.🤷🏽‍♀️

Bump.