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1andonlychrisn.bsky.social
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It’s a small thing but my rule is you celebrate all wins, especially the smaller ones: I submitted my first ever case report to CHEST for presentation at their conference ☺️☺️☺️

Apparently the United States Preventative Task Force website’s down so we can’t look up preventative guidelines for our patients FUN 🙃🙃🙃🙃

I went to the M&M store at Disney Springs and accidentally got half a pound of PB&J M&Ms

We’re in Orlando for a universal and disney trip, so you already know what that means Food blog time! - night 1 (Note, this will not include anything harry potter world related for obvious reasons)

I’m dealing with a pretty nasty lumbar strain, and my mother and I are going to epcot this week. I just know im gonna get on a ride, get thrown around a bit, and next thing you know my top half is in the magic kingdom with my bottom half in the epcot version of france

🫨 is the perfect emoji for any situation, i will not take criticism on this

Unironically threw my back out after slipping on some ice on Friday and have been surviving on a poor GI stewardship amount of Advil Like someone’s GRANDFATHER

The republicans couldn’t even do their little performative tiktok ban right. Not even a full 24h?

TikTok down, time to busy myself building a bookshelf (ft my supervisor)

Tiktoks banned so I opened up twitter to immediately see a tweet from a lady being livid, INDIGNANT that her friend wrote “buy gifts from my registry” on her baby shower invite. Not that there was a registry, that she instructed people to buy from it I forgot twitter highlights the STUPIDEST people

I think one of the best things about being a resident is when we tell a med student exactly word for word what to say to an attending, having them say it, the attending agreeing to their plan, and then the residents taking a minute to hype up how great and brilliant our students are

I slipped on ice and busted every part of my body today so if someone wants to come and redact me like a cia document that’d be great

We’re just gonna pretend JEJUNUM is a real word??????

College football is wild as someone who doesn’t follow it. Like you’ll be hearing about how great Notre Dame is and then all of a sudden its in INDIANA?????

No one: Me in my parka now that it’s like 20° and snowing:

Its not enough to say “not a drag queen” these are religious leaders more often than not

Block 7 of residency over and its actually crazy how much Ive grown over the past 7 months. Like i’m a doctor or something

I know med social media gets a little testy when its Dr vs others but are some of yall taught to just ignore residents??? We asked someone for something after a rapid, they shared their thoughts against it (necessity not safety) but agreed to do it, pretended to go into the room, and just left????