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me: Ough. -1 Uggh. -1 Unnggh. -1 I think I'm Blugggh -1 taking poison damage my urgent care doctor, who left me in the exam room for 84 minutes: Have you considered losing weight

Fuck this is so stupid.

dude you gotta get to this party there are ethical sluts here

Narrator: they aren’t smart

the idea that trump and musk going to war isn't "real or consequential" is exactly why dems lose. it's why they ignored musk for years as he drifted towards trump, promoted him, edged towards funding his presidential campaign. "I'm focused on the real issues: health care, taxes, nothing else."

Look at this smug fuck Jimfacing to say “mmhmmmmm even illegals??? Hmmmm 😏” what a god damn loser

Something I’m enjoying is watching the right try and make this situation “masculine” when it is two extremely catty and weak-seeming people having a petty, messy and passive aggressive argument in public, refusing to talk to each other at all

I wish them both the worst.

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

Alex Jones, who spent years ranting about shadowy government mass surveillance technology, is now stanning for Palantir

Move Fast and Break Kings

This is the same shit that’s happening in Huntington Beach, and the goal is to make being a member of the LGBTQ+ community illegal. We need to fight against it wherever it pops up.

the deportations are not final. the regime and security forces fuck up constantly. escape and survival are not just possible but probable. this nightmare engine can be fought and is being fought. don't forget.

I fucking love gadgets. I like new things. I set up a gadget savings account ten years ago to restrict myself on gadget purchases because I am a gadget loving freak. Pretty amazing for the tech industry to make someone like me into a tech dethusiast in a matter of five years.

thour

Trump takes to socials to say that “transgender for everybody” will “never happen again.” Wild how two of his three big attacks on Democrats is trans people… the Republican Party is obsessed with us.

democrats after getting in office

wallet inspector will “be back any minute”

ranting a bit about the house budget bill youtube.com/shorts/vtOsA...

The pitch is never that AI will fold the laundry for us, it's always that AI will remove the good stuff from our lives. Picking a birthday present for my kid isn't a box I check, it's something I want to do, and six months later when that's the stuffy she sleeps with I get to feel good about that.

Congrats to all Republicans and 16 Democrats for passing the Bribing The President Is Legal Now Act. A cool side effect of this bill is it makes it considerably easier for your kid to buy fentanyl-laced narcotics from a new class of predators on Minecraft, also likely created by this bill.

Evangelical terrorist immolates self and harms others in order to attack state-protected freedoms, THERE I FIXED IT FOR YOU

Alter Ego (Mac, 1986)

privileged laptop job liberals can show all the charts and data that they want, real working class Americans like this guy understand this is no substitute for lived experience

This Jon Adams cartoon speaks volumes.

LinkedIn low key is one of the most strange social media sites. It’s like a work event where everyone is still on good behavior but a little buzzed.

This is exactly why weakening Section 230 would be a death blow for abortion access and every Democrat stuck-on-stupid on this issue needs to get their shit together and stop aiding and abetting fascists www.techdirt.com/2025/05/07/t...

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

Abigail Spanberger, Democrat running for Virginia Governor, says she wouldn't sign a bill that fully repeals right-to-work. Any politician who wants to serve working Americans needs to unequivocally stand against anti-union right-to-work laws and support the labor movement.

come at the king you best not miss

#Thread India launched an attack on several sites in Pakistan as retaliation for the killings of 26 civilians in Kashmir last month, Pakistan claims to be responding to these attacks. However, #misinformation is being shared on SM with old content #FactCheck #OperationSindoor

RESULT: Voters in Mansfield, Texas, have ousted three conservative members of their local school board tonight. This is a school board that has been at the frontlines of book-banning in Texas, as you can see here: fortworthreport.org/2025/03/19/m...

I have a lot to say about the resurgent young men / masculinity discourse but for now will confine myself to: I wish I knew how to convince teenage boys/young men is how little of the world actually requires or even invites the hypermisogynist "tough guy" aesthetic

"Being a teenage man feels like standing in a hallway with a dozen doors, and no one telling you which to pick," as opposed to being a teenage woman, which either appears to involve the same thing or people screaming at you to pick a door, right now, and when you pick it a new person screams at you.

🏳️‍⚧️ Silence equals complicity. #trans #transrights #lgbtq #rats #art

I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.

the reason why these people believe in “the woke mind virus” and think of others as “NPCs” is because they have literally fried their brains in private group chats with people who share the same half dozen opinions

You lost a what?