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Improv guy occasionally stands up. Available free on the Knives at Night (blades in the dark ap) podcast.
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Look on his face like “you know who I am check the throat”

If you could be any animal what would you be… “

Blue Throated Golden Tail is just getting out ahead of the paparazzi naming this thing the bi ol’ orange nose

Fellow Kevin’s now is our moment of popitude.

after a setback like this, i imagine elon just has to sit down and decompress and have someone else play video games

Pretty Privilege is a thing

The Miyazaki Generator is like if you bought one of those Calvin pissing stickers but it was pissing on Bill Watterson.

I think they were worried about calling it “The Devil’s Mayonnaise”

If you wouldst but speak comfort to me spirit. Tell me music will go back to being about yelling “drink!”

Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for Halt And Catch Fire. IT’S THEIR LOSS

i think Monster Hunter Wilds should have spent less of its cutscene budget on people talking and more on cats running around carrying a comically large slab of meat

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Honestly if you’re writing ad copy for the back of a bag of chips I should leave the first paragraph not wondering if the chips are made of people

Yikes. Fucking yikes.

These days it’s easier than ever to forgive people for confusing weary and wary because like 95% of the time I’m both about everything.

I’ve only seen Jurassic Park smear movies but I’d still want to go. People forget that those parks operate for days, weeks at a time with no visitor being eaten/blinded by acid and eaten.

I love imagining opening a restaurant called Gedanken Donuts

21st anniversary of FaceBook today which makes it older than the women it was designed to creep on.

Guess the recipe!

“Some people like something and some people hate it so to be fair we should destroy it completely.” Tell this Dude in the screenshot there’s like one more paragraph to go in the parable of Solomon.

I feel good about AI taking over medical diagnosis. Close enough, great job!

Kamala should post a reel where she states plainly with no shame that she about to call him “this motherfucker” on prime time tv. Followed by a Declaration of Independence style “He has” section where each grievance starts with the phrase.

Buy food at a store or restaurant without muttering “Jesus Christ” at the total challenge. Hard Mode: no Taco Bell.

“Guys like him are a dime a dozen” stings even worse now that that means 50 of that dude is one egg.

Great gray owl in a forest. Location: Finland 📸 npekonen #wild #Owl #Bird

Beautiful shot of a puddle of mammal.

Bird with a secret compartment full of birds. Easily sacks Swan Troy.