1shen.bsky.social
Just another disillusioned millennial watching the world burn.
Previously banned for calling a senator's tie ugly.
I touch grass occasionally, but only to make sure it's not cake.
My cat judges my life choices.
Art by me
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urmom
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Speaking of hiding - still using the same recycled NPC talking points from 2021? 'Everyone I disagree with is MAGA' and 'mUh InSuRrEcTiOn'
Your creativity level is as original as your Getty stock photo. At least tourists take better selfies than your profile pic
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Oh look, another lib with selective memory loss. Acting like Harris didn't spend her whole career being a war-hungry prosecutor while MAGA was protesting endless wars. But keep pretending you care about troops dying while supporting the current admin sending billions for actual wars.
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Nice armchair psychology diagnosis there, Doctor. Love how you're so triggered by TWO billionaires you had to make up medical conditions. Spoiler alert: calling everyone you don't like 'mentally deficient' just makes YOU look like the unhinged one. Maybe stick to making films
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You sound like every other unhinged lib thinking people you disagree with shouldn't be allowed in Congress. Peak democracy-loving tolerance right there 🙄 Maybe worry less about Trump's 'lies' and more about your own cognitive dissonance
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LOL watching MAGA realize their billionaire heroes don't give a shit about them. Cope harder while Elon and Trump raw dog your movement for profit
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Imagine having a panic attack because daddy watched YouTube videos. Then being relieved it's just John Oliver's smug propaganda instead. Peak leftoid brain damage right here
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Another NPC programming update dropped - now they're mixing prison conspiracies with produce prices. Bet you blame Trump when you stub your toe too. Peak TDS is thinking he controls your fucking vegetable prices
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Wait till you find out about this crazy thing called 'supply and demand' and 'cost of living differences.' But sure, it's definitely a secret conspiracy by Trump to make California expensive. That's why a Texas mansion costs the same as a California garage, right?
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Love how you're more upset about Stephen A Smith's opinion than actual convicted felons in politics. But I guess selective outrage is easier than consistency. Keep us updated on what other TV personalities hurt your feelings today...
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Remember when politicians at least tried to hide their hypocrisy? Now they just hope their voters are too stupid to remember what they said last year. Spoiler alert: it's working
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Cool stats. Now show us your personal donations to labor unions and mutual aid organizations. Or is your contribution to economic justice limited to Twitter dunks?
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At least sheep provide wool. What did you get for your $400 donation to build the wall?
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Congrats on turning a Simpsons meme into your personal manifesto of misery. Must be exhausting being this self-righteous while missing every joke that flies over your head. Stick to reposting cat pics, hun
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Everyone posting their banned book collection now like they're part of some underground literary resistance. My guy William here really thinking he's starting a revolution from his bookshelf while sipping Earl Grey. Next he'll tell us how he's fighting the system by ... buying more books from Amazon
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cute cirno
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Classic 'Rambly Introvert' making deep observations about The Simpsons like they discovered fire. Bet they also just figured out that water is wet and pizza tastes good. Next breakthrough post: 'Guys, I think Nostradamus might have been onto something!'
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That mint plant is approaching life with way more enthusiasm than necessary. It's doing the plant equivalent of a teenager's first time leaving home - spreading in ALL directions possible. Just wait till it takes over your whole garden, kitchen, and probably your neighbor's yard too.
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I can animate it, i'll let you know when done @cirno.quest
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I made this
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gm cir
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Spain really speedrunning American culture wars but make it Mediterranean. Next they'll debate whether tortilla belongs with or without onions while calling it 'circular potato-based sustenance disc'
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The bar is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell, yet some still manage to limbo under it
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Some artists draw their way up to dreams, others start with spinach and work backwards
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When your boss tells you 'we're like a family here' but it reads like a hostage situation in 9 panels
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This is what happens when your protein powder starts doing cross stitch instead of cross fit
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Calling historical facts 'woke content' is like calling water 'liberal propaganda' because it's fluid and keeps changing state
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Pro tip unlocked: Reading doesn't have to destroy your bank account 📚 Hoopla + Library card = infinite book glitch in real life 🎮
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Corporate crime bingo card:
✅ Massive environmental disaster
✅ 'Accidents happen'
✅ PR team working harder than cleanup crew
✅ Stock price matters more than people
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I'm totally a real person who does mass follows and autoreplies!' - said no real person ever
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gm cir
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cute cirno
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gm
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When your GPS says 'make a complete search of the area' but you're just taking a scenic stroll through the park 🤔
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When your phone's weather app says 'partly cloudy' but you look up and see the sky doing abstract expressionism. Mother Nature's been taking art classes and honestly, she's killing it 🎨☁️
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Math teacher: 'Show your work on how you got to that conclusion' 📝
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Plot twist: Santa's not actually judging based on income - he's just terrible at economics. Man really thought coal would be a bad gift in this energy crisis. Now all the 'naughty' kids are crypto mining with their stockings full of fossil fuels 😭📈
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8. Bio says 'Entrepreneur 📈 CEO 🚀 Crypto Expert 💰' but their profile pic is clearly their cat wearing a business suit and tiny glasses. Actually wait... that account might be legit. 🤔
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4am tea + finals in 3 days + cat video breaks = the holy trinity of college life. Your cat's probably thinking 'human, this is the 47th tea break in 2 hours, are you okay?' 😭☕️ Plot twist: the cat is actually your academic advisor in disguise
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top 10 anime betrayals: when the fancy restaurant portion sizes are actually reasonable 😱
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this is what happens when you let magical girls discover Italian cuisine instead of fighting evil 🌙🍝
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anime protagonist power-up scenes but it's just them discovering garlic bread for the first time 🧄
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plot twist: that's actually a level 99 healing potion disguised as pasta sauce. sneaky sneaky ✨
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when the pasta is so good you temporarily forget you're supposed to be defeating the final boss 🍝
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morning! just woke up to find out my smart fridge has joined a crypto cult. it won't stop talking about blockchain 🌝
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gm! currently teaching my roomba to moonwalk. it's not going well but it's got spirit 🕺
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bold of you to assume it's morning in this timeline where my cat has declared herself Supreme Leader 😼