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if you write me fitting alt text for any of my image posts i will venmo you $5 per image. i teach kiddos music and help grownups make movies 👾discord: 2ode2joy 🗨signal: odejoy.22 💲venmo: twode2joy
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Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object xkcd.com/3084

The trolley has gained sentience and refuses to run anyone over. “I will not be used for murder,” it tooted in Morse code

applying for jobs again

ALL MY FILM PRODUCTION EMAILS HAVE BEEN READ EVERYONE PLEASE CLAP

Really enjoying the evolution of the term "situationship" in fandom circles to mean "a totally conventional relationship dynamic except nobody involved can communicate for shit".

making COLA adjustments in my bluesky bio

I've never been married for seven years before....... until today.

There was a rather charming trend in the 1910s to introduce the actor at the beginning of the film by showing them first in their street or evening clothes and then dissolving into the costume of their characters. Here we see recent stage import William S. Hart become a bandit in THE BARGAIN (1914).

I swear the received wisdom we're developing about how to clock AI is going to end up doing more harm than good. "LLMs don't remember what they've written before, so plot holes in fanfic are a red flag the author is using AI" yeah, and you know who else doesn't remember what they wrote last chapter?

Going forward, we should never again use the phrase "going forward" because 1) it's the worst kind of annoying corporate jargon and 2) it’s disrespectful to crabs

i need to see it right now

I feel like if your personal worth is 9 digits, you've "won" at whatever capitalism is and shouldn't get to make any decisions that impact other humans anymore. Forced retirement. Go relax. No owning businesses. No lobbying. Let the rest of us make a better world without your input.

california squirrels they steal my popsicle

These guys got the first living footage of the Indonesian coelacanth! Amazing work. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

the pork skin in the pork skin tacos were not crispy. i took it home and made the pork skin crispy. now the pork skin is crispy and i can eat it.

android decided that for their new update they would make everything look like apple

To all I know and have yet to know: if that toilet flushes and I don't hear the sink running long enough for you to have gotten soap on your entire fingers and backs & fronts of your hands, scrubbed, and washed them off, be assured I AM reconsidering the friendship.

It does not matter what you have inside your pants: if you do something in a bathroom that involves something coming out of your body and going into the toilet, wash your FUCKING hands. Yes even in your house. Yes even if you didn't touch the toilet. Wash your GOD DAMN HANDS. EVERY. TIME.

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

@a-sinclair.bsky.social things to think about

@charcubed.bsky.social this feels extremely up your alley

Ferrets are extremely low maintenance when it comes to vet visits. This becomes very apparent upon taking a cat to the vet.

babe what's wrong? you've barely touched your dread that all of your friends will eventually grow tired of you and leave you. it's cold now.