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[being forcibly removed from a restaurant] IF WE WERE FAMILY YOU WOULD LET ME SEE THE GARDEN WITH OLIVES

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

my four-year-old has adopted the phrase “Santa Energy” to describe the feeling of being so hyped up you can party all night. as in, “I just drank a whole Sprite and now I have Santa Energy.” I guess because he does Christmas all in one night? just in case any cocaine dealers need a holiday bit

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Cartoon by David Sipress.

submitted 1 day ago • 481 comments

oh, the oscars are happening? *yawn* i must have forgotten.. i have a very busy schedule [i point to a calendar that just says "Oscar the Grouch" on every day with various emphasis]

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I call thee, beloved one To love me more than anyone Seven times I pierce my heart And now you feel the magic start #myoc #myart

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

#DANDADAN #ダンダダン

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

>:3c linen culottes!!

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

My card

submitted 18 days ago • 17 comments

Guy in pool: help!! I don't know how to swim!!! Me on my first day as a lifeguard: you sorta [doing swim motion] you sorta do that but in the water

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

I love boneless wings :3

submitted 7 days ago • 96 comments

Pussywillow-Tailed Cats - 2024 [ #art #illustration #botanicats ]

submitted 7 days ago • 58 comments

My display panel looks so crispy with the new patches on it 8)

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

another holo patch I’m workin on today! #furry #furrymerch #furryart #embroidery

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Vera at the Aquatifur 2024 fursuit parade 🐉🐈: @eaglidots.bsky.social [ #Furry #Furries #Fursuit #FursuitFriday #Photography #Anthro #FurryArt #FurryArtist #AQF #AQF24 #ArtShare #Art ]

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

some thoughts on the changing color of hot mustard packets from Chinese restaurants: 1. 2010 - bright yellow - a normal future remains possible 2. 2015 - greenish - still kinda okay? (denial) 3. 2020 - dark brown/green - complete ecological collapse 4. 2025 - neon yellow - robot lubricant

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

We're dropping our DEI policy as we seek to employ the most highly qualified candidates, which is why, going forward, we are only hiring applicants who went to ivy league schools because their rich dads donated money

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

Priest: he was best known for inventing the jack in a box, and now a short musical interlude Pallbearer: *starts winding a tiny handle on the side of the coffin*

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

You misunderstood my intentions. I'm merely throwing my love to you with my two middle fingers.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

people going out and having fun on a saturday night aren’t the real ones. the real ones are those posting on bsky before falling asleep by 8:30pm

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

@bleucan.fish OMG HE CAME!!! I love him so much, glad I grabbed him during your daki sale :) he’s so soft

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

just removed my mattress tag. and now we wait 😳

submitted 12 days ago • 21 comments

"congestion charges are regressive and make things worse for the poor" how many working class people do you think are driving into and out of manhattan everyday

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

PLANE: [goes down] DJ KHALED: oh gross

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

Hello!! why are you Wet??

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

This isn't entirely related but in movies after sex they just roll over and cuddle and go to sleep and it doesn't prepare you for real life where there is an awkward walk to the bathroom, cleanup, and a wet spot you're both trying very hard to avoid.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

holy shit u can set it so only people on a certain list can reply to a post??? oh man, this is gonna change the reply guy meta

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

submitted 11 days ago • 55 comments

The Bible doesn't say anything about bowling, so we're out here in a freeform no man's land in theorizing about it as a sport and a pastime.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yeah, gang ❤️❤️

submitted 95 days ago • 19 comments

(holding my skateboard, 2 hours into a job interview for an embassy position) Wait, have you been saying state department this whole time?

submitted 263 days ago • 1 comment

Exactly www.techdirt.com/2025/02/18/t...

submitted 12 days ago • 18 comments

Faustian bargain

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If I fail to recover from my ailment, promise me you’ll all keep skeeting without me.

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

Welcome to the metaverse everyone, time to hear about my divorce

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

Binged three episodes of Teletubbies and I can count to eight so hard right now.

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

Morning pea devastation for ducklings. I think we have three girls quacking now!

submitted 14 days ago • 31 comments

Good luck nowadays of getting teenagers off of their Ted Talks and whatnot

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

If you are Justice - Then I am Evil.

submitted 510 days ago • 4 comments

When I say I'm all ears, people think I mean I'm a good listener. That's not true; I'm a horrible corn monster, and nobody listens to what I'm really saying.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

honkai star rail

submitted 16 days ago • 17 comments

I watched way too fucking much Tom Homan content last August in order to produce this story it feels like we are in the middle of

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Sahar. Sahar had just finished her studies and internship in marketing before the war. She has 4 children, Hala, Royal, Odai and Talin. They lost their home and are living in a UN shelter, Odai was shot by a paracopter and has a leg injury.

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

billy joel: we didn’t start the fire detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire billy joel: shit

submitted 494 days ago • 23 comments