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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy says he has “100% hatred” toward Russian leader Vladimir Putin. “How else can you see a person who came here and murdered our people, murdered children?” says Zelenskyy. https://cbsn.ws/3YyaIlp

Absolutely

Tomorrow’s going to be a good stress test of the press. El Salvadoran President Bukele will visit the White House. At the press availability, every Q ought to be about Abrego Garcia: where is he now? Did US ask you to return him? etc. WH will hate, maybe try to prevent, so all should band together.

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

North Korea? WTF

The dream is dead

Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration. So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives. So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory

me: worms can't express my love for you but they're all i have girlfriend: you mean words lol me: *shooing away a flock of birds* just open the box babe

The dollar crashing is great news for all of us Brits who've found the US unaffordable since Brexit, except when we try to visit we're going to be turned away at the border because we liked a tweet saying slavery was bad

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BREAKING — All FDIC employees just received an email confirming DOGE presence at the agency. "The DOGE team has neither requested nor been granted access to sensitive bank information." We'll see how long that remains true. Text of email shared with me:

Hate to do this again but we gotta call the Senators 5calls.org/issue/save-a...

ITS CALLED RENDITION… NOT deportation!

We found the voter fraud!!!!!

This fucking criminal bastard just held the world upside down by its feet just to jingle out some money for himself. The billionaires are back to kissing his feet.

The executive targets his opponents w/bogus investigations. His government disappears people w/out due process and vanishes them beyond reach. He usurps legislative power, controls public funds at will, & consolidates power. Loyalty is expected — or else. Authoritarianism isn’t coming. It’s here.

Congrats to everyone today who's confidently declaring the triumphant end of Trump's Tariffpalooza. I'm sure you won't immediately regret these posts.

the guys deported to CECOT were not innocent by accident

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

No. You’ve been watching stock market fraud.

Her name is Stabitha

I heart @brooke — telling a suicide bomber who blew up the economy due for no reason that he is brilliant is peak beta chode for Ackman.

Don’t overthink this. He’s asking for bribes.

The only dollar you can rely on

Prediction: Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.

they should invent podcasts you can read

Kurt Vonnegut man

imagine being this pathetic, servile and eager to gulp up the slop

That’s because there weren’t any.

Bring back proper games journalism.

Had a very sweet night out in London with the mighty @edsolomon.bsky.social

More than 1,000 faculty members, alumni, students, attorneys and local community members signed letters expressing their support for Northwestern University’s academic freedom and First Amendment rights as it faces accusations of civil rights violations from Washington. to.wttw.com/4jetpmk

market manipulation is now legal policy and totally fine to do in the united states

Pretty much

Dow ass jones damn

I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻

Even MSNBC can't just say the Emperor has no clothes. "fears grow" fuck off MSNBC just fucking say it

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

At least the penguins are wearing suits

I’m starting to think Donald Trump is terrible at presidenting.