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500mg.bsky.social
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Happy Truck's Birthday to all who celebrate ty CBB for this special day @cbbworld.bsky.social youtu.be/L8MBUZjJX7Y?...

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Yeah I'm good at SEX Sex sEx seX

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Can't wait to go home and smoke a bowl.

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Someone helped me make a meme

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

My boss being pissy and ignoring me is actually the best thing to happen in weeks.

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Wonder how long until people notice I cross myself upside down. :)

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Hoping my Post Master right wing uncle is pissed the fuck off today. It's a big ask.

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Don't go on Reddit and make jokes at Hitler's expense the people there don't like that.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

You ever throw up so hard you wake up with a black eye?

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Called out sick today. I did it for them, not me.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

A lot of my magical practice is like this

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You could really consider all of my posts as a "cry for help" moving forward.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I would stab myself in the hand to show someone how crazy I am then go "owie owie owie" when they turn around.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Someone's gotta do it I guess New print here! www.sonnyross.com/shop/together

submitted 5 days ago • 102 comments

Roses are red Let's break the law

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I am a professional at crying and smoking weed simultaneously.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My parents didn't do dick for me while I was growing up but at least they loved me enough to vaccinate me lol.

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This older lady I used to work with told me her grandkid isn't vaccinated. I was like dang that sucks but at least *I* won't die from measles.

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Sorry to be a bitch but can we only do things on my terms?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I've been waiting my whole life to make a scene.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Kinda can't wait for someone to try and drag me off to a camp, I barely need an excuse to kill a person these days.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

#HorrorSky #HorrorMovies #MutantFam #FilmSky

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

My thoughts on going to work today:

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submitted 31 days ago • 26 comments

I'm making biscuits from scratch wish me luck.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I can't believe it's 2025 and this is still a problem.

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OH NO KREAYSHAWN STARTED MAKING MUSIC AGAIN.

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This doesn't seem that absurd really if you think about it.

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