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I have a new website! MelissaTodd.co.uk Still a work in progress, so comments welcome. Will it get me more speaking engagements? Will it make people publish me??

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

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submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

An ex-friend of mine said that Trump was "the world`s biggest liar" the other day just because he allegedly said he`d swim up Niagara Falls if he won the election. News Alert: He`s not the world`s biggest liar. I saw him do it. I was swimming up backstroke and passed him just before the top!

submitted 74 days ago • 40 comments

Given that the left hand side of a ship is known as the port side and the right hand side of the ship is the starboard side and all the windows are called portholes................................Who`s the thieving bastard that`s stolen all the starboard holes? Just asking!

submitted 75 days ago • 23 comments

My hopes were shattered after I lost my job in humanitarian work due to the war in Gaza and now I am homeless in the streets no food no shelter for my children they are crying in great sadness I would like you to have mercy on them by donating so that they can live Plz help 🥹🥹🥹🥹🙏 gofund.me/a5658683

submitted 11 days ago • 72 comments

Brace yourselves for 4 years of "The Orange Turd said what" Lower Canada!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

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