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she/her | 34 | NO MINORS - i post NSFW bi lesbian, non-binary trans woman, mischief accelerationist formerly @videogames_420 and @emmadaboutlife on twitter
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i’ve been working in the lab and i think i’ve invented a new sexuality. romantically lesbian, sexually ace, except for sucking dick, in which case i’m bi. more on this as it develops

the blinkenlights… they call to you

holy shit yall lmao

I put up the full version of Vividerie on my patreon. New update and everything, it's there, the whole thing. You can play it now if you throw a couple coins at my head :3 www.patreon.com/posts/vivide...

me rn

me rn

Substack. Or, as I like to call it: SubCRAP. Just one of my many acts of everyday protest

every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"

HOLY FUCK SOMEONE FIXED BLENDERS SHIT UI AND MADE IT USABLE BY HUMANS WITHOUT INVESTING A SHIT TON OF TIME JUST KNOWING WHERE THE SINGLE OPTION YOU NEED IT FOR IS OR LEARN 300 GODSDAMNED SHORTCUTS RESKEETED TO THE MAX HOLY SHIT

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My favourite streaming ladies, now in vday card form! @coollike.bsky.social @libbycwatson.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social

During lockdown, we were allowed one walk a day, and I spent it putting Bigfoot stickers over top of the anti vax ones around town. It drove that person crazy. They'd go to great lengths to print and display their mad screeds, and then BAM! Bigfoot. They'd try to peel him off, but he was too sticky.

Inspired by Outlaws and Marathon, Beyond Citadel is one of the best indie shooters in years that is also not for everyone. aftermath.site/beyond-citadel...

2025 patch notes - toothpaste update following user feedback, the following toothpaste flavours will be available following a short period of server downtime. previous flavours (mint, etc) are depreciated. - cheese - thyme - pepper - molasses - paprika - gunpowder - tuna thanks for playing!

I still like Robert Wolf or Emma Goldman if you want fully articulated anarchist political philosophy but Brennan's haha-jk-unless rants are unironically probably introducing way more people to anarchism as a serious and valid school of thought.

When you're a millennial petplay is actually called heccin good pupperplay.

2025 patch notes - toothpaste update following user feedback, the following toothpaste flavours will be available following a short period of server downtime. previous flavours (mint, etc) are depreciated. - cheese - thyme - pepper - molasses - paprika - gunpowder - tuna thanks for playing!

I fully support women’s wrongs (also can’t wait for it to get cool enough again so I can prime these badasses). I’m watching lawhammer while I glue these together ☺️

I love sitting by the window and chittering to myself every time I see a pretty lady as I imagine biting her

before we invented the modern technologies of Sunglasses In Car, Old Statue, and That One Picrew, internet shitheads were forced to subsist on Helsing avatars and the worst Sonic art you've ever seen. a simpler, easier time

Vox has some of the best creatives in the world yet seems to be run by some of the biggest dingbats in the business. How much did Kara swisher make them? How much do they pay her? How much do the Vox execs get? I'd love to see the financials because I bet there is some nonsense

After 8 years at Vox Media/SB Nation/Secret Base, I have been laid off. Thank you guys for supporting me throughout the years and I hope you join me for whatever is next. Secret Base will continue to make great things, I honored to be a part of it.

some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him

Israel has broken the ceasefire agreement every single day since they signed it.

Ken Klipperstein leaked full passport guidance for trans people: - X markers will be a focal point - Existing unexpired passports will remain good - No guidance on confiscation, but it doesn’t seem like they will - Renewals less clear but it looks like they will use “a preponderance of evidence”

to stimulate the economy every adult should be given a pet red panda. my projections* show that this would slash inflation, reduce unemployment, and boost trade. why are experts silent on this?? * drinking the paint i found in the garage

to stimulate the economy every adult should be given a pet red panda. my projections* show that this would slash inflation, reduce unemployment, and boost trade. why are experts silent on this?? * drinking the paint i found in the garage

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

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good morning i’m wearing this top again

Fuck yeah look at this thing

when you’ve spent too much time on tttt and you’re trying to remember what centrists are called

riding a motorcycle labelled "Kagi" into the sunset and flipping off both castles