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27, any pronouns. I wish squids were real
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Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire

submitted 4 days ago • 1018 comments

This has been reposted so many times that I can’t track down the original but GEEZ. Not me seeing this right as I get back into my OUAT hyperfix for the first time in YEARS 😭 idc what type I am I’m typing my S1 blorbos

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

fishy friends 🐟

submitted 20 days ago • 26 comments

Today in National Parks News There's a more recent WAPO article but it's pay per view and I didn't want to frustrate the readers. From Vox www.vox.com/down-to-eart...

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

Acht♾️ #splatoon #acht

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

hey siri does a good deed count if i do it for an attractive lady who smells nice

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

motherfucker in chief told every teleWOKEr in DC to get their asses back in the office this week or they’re fired, so now I’m taking fucking MACARTHUR BLVD to work for the first time ever and still stuck in traffic. He needs to get mangled

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

They can try all they might. They can't stop progress. They can't stop humanity from learning and loving more about each other. Greed and prejudice will only take them so far.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

#billford #gravityfalls

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

2025 is here! To celebrate, Deep Cut is unveiling a new festive performance, so take a look and enjoy! Wow, very nice. From the Squid Research Lab to you, we look forward to another year of research and fun! #Splatoon3

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no government shutdown means a big W for “not letting a random billionaire completely control US politics” fans, but unfortunately a big L for “surprise (back)paid time off during the holidays” fans. I know I should care more about one than the other but like. cmon

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

squid sisters from last year! #splatoon

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

me: everyone prepare their christmas song? guy who wrote jingle bells: mine is about bells & horses me: aw ☺️ guy who wrote silver bells: mine is also mostly abt bells me: oh. hm. thats fine guy who wrote carol of the bells: [lighting match & running fingers through it] this world is a nightmare

submitted 96 days ago • 16 comments

dedf1sh acht 💚 [ #splatoon #splatoonart ]

submitted 98 days ago • 9 comments

i'd put them in my myspace top 8

submitted 103 days ago • 7 comments

shark vending machine 🦈 #art #sharks

submitted 106 days ago • 32 comments

pov you’re trying to make your bed but the Cat keeps happening

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

stay fresh?

submitted 108 days ago • 30 comments

"a better world" stan who did take journal 1 #stanpines #stanleypines #billcipher

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

Made my own Miku, Mikyo 🫧🐟

submitted 112 days ago • 30 comments

shallow waters

submitted 115 days ago • 25 comments

I think it should be illegal for me to get sick after I was already sick exactly one month ago actually. I even have all my shots. who the fuck authorized this

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submitted 126 days ago • 14 comments

You weren't stupid for believing people would make better choices

submitted 126 days ago • 22 comments

love that there’s not even an excuse this election cycle, no “he didn’t even win the popular vote” or anything. the united states is just full of actual fucking idiots. we already knew that though ig

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Personal Decay

submitted 127 days ago • 30 comments

only the essentials

submitted 127 days ago • 60 comments

AAAA I ACTUALLY MADE A DECK THAT CAN HOLD UP IN COMPETITIVE BATTLES TCGP IS GOOD AGAIN

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

It’s been three days and pokémon tcgp is now moving into the “people with decks made up entirely of pikachu ex and zapdos ex are playing on beginner for easy wins” stage. sad 😔

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