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Siri! Play for Whom The Bell Tolls!

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no the three staffers left at yosemite aren't yosemite sam, foghorn leghorn, and tasmanian devil. that isn't true

submitted 17 hours ago • 102 comments

Sorry, but if you started ignoring Moo Deng the second she got a little older and are now obsessed with Ume you’re no better than Leonardo DiCaprio

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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

submitted 2 days ago • 142 comments

The best idea ever explored in cinema is making Arnold Schwarzenegger the smartest person in a movie

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The intense concentration of self in the middle of such a heartless immensity, my God! who can tell it?

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BEING PAID,—what will compare with it?

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@prismaticwasteland.com howdy pris! I’m running some of barkeep as a birthday party this weekend - I’ve got about five hours set aside. My favorite system is HMTW but not sure if it would be worth doing something lighter for one shot. I’ve got Troika and Electrum Archives and more. Thoughts?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Methinks that in looking at things spiritual, we are too much like oysters observing the sun through the water

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the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

submitted 9 days ago • 47 comments

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

submitted 11 days ago • 46 comments

Walked past one of my coworker’s desks and he was just looking at pictures of hamburgers

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desk/couch is a classic talk show setup. he keeps bringing on the same guest every time but it's still a great show

submitted 11 days ago • 27 comments

CIA has the opportunity to get those numbers up with one simple trick

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the super bowl commercials and to a lesser extent, the game itself, always remind me that this country produces nothing of value and everyone in it is shit. although i could go for some nerds gummy clusters. that confection feels like a winning combination of two awesome tastes.

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February, old head-turner, cut us some slack, grind of bone On bone, such melancholy music. Lift up that far corner of landscape, there, toward the west. Let some deep light in, the arterial kind. “Stray Paragraphs in February, Year of the Rat” - Charles Wright

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It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything

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i know the knock on peyton manning was that he was kind of a stiff offputting weirdo obsessive but maybe he would really pop on tv and in commercials. i dunno, lets just try it for 15-20 years and see.

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies. ⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

Excuse me, I'm just letting myself into your hotel room. They call me Strider, a nickname I gave myself. I don't have any friends because I'm so stinky. Here's a poem I wrote about myself. Will you be my friend?

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

submitted 22 days ago • 98 comments

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

submitted 23 days ago • 264 comments

I don't know who this lady is I'm sorry but this is the single best piece of advice on anything that's not a legal or a financial matter

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

FLUB: i acquired the style and title of barry lyndon but then frittered it all away leading that dissolute favor-currying lifestyle

submitted 25 days ago • 11 comments

creating a new type of celebrity called a nanocelebrity, which is a person known by 7-10 other people

submitted 27 days ago • 110 comments

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

submitted 27 days ago • 126 comments

Heron

submitted 28 days ago • 119 comments

I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send

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1- Burst out flinging rocks everywhere 2- Hide in the rocks and squint in a droopy way ~ The choice is yours ~

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 32 days ago • 533 comments

Just remembered learning about Edgar Allan Poe's life in English class and the third time somebody died of consumption a kid behind me went "Oh come ON"

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Separating the art from the artist using a high speed centrifuge

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Mickey 17 is going to kick ass, thank you for being a weird little guy Robert Pattinson

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Reddit has been truly great today because seeing the nudists and swingers and pastafarians and Mensa and classic rock guys have a struggle session about whether they can share X links or not is top level discourse

submitted 32 days ago • 21 comments