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CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO theonion.com/ceo-wor...

shit posting on new websites is the new frontier

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away theonion.com/trump-u...

Just saw a girl refer to coheed and cambria as Dad Rock and it made me dizzy. My age group is officially Old People now

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses theonion.com/ice-ope...

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

The day Brandon Flowers discovered he could sing like Meatloaf was the day his whole life changed

Time to post this again

the daily question is: do I want more caffeine or do I want to spend the rest of the day in the bathroom

Uber wealthy in the history books used to at least pretend to have a moral compass and build community spaces that were architectural masterpieces, libraries, museums. Our generation’s wealthy just play with websites and go on podcasts lol.

16 years of incredibly insightful and niche tweets buried into the void. From the ashes i shall rise again

Trump Suggests Changing Name Of Gulf Of Mexico theonion.com/trump-s...