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CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO theonion.com/ceo-wor...

submitted 96 days ago • 96 comments

shit posting on new websites is the new frontier

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away theonion.com/trump-u...

submitted 109 days ago • 70 comments

Just saw a girl refer to coheed and cambria as Dad Rock and it made me dizzy. My age group is officially Old People now

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

submitted 127 days ago • 131 comments

ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses theonion.com/ice-ope...

submitted 128 days ago • 75 comments

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

submitted 129 days ago • 464 comments

The day Brandon Flowers discovered he could sing like Meatloaf was the day his whole life changed

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Time to post this again

submitted 135 days ago • 106 comments

the daily question is: do I want more caffeine or do I want to spend the rest of the day in the bathroom

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submitted 141 days ago • 209 comments

Uber wealthy in the history books used to at least pretend to have a moral compass and build community spaces that were architectural masterpieces, libraries, museums. Our generation’s wealthy just play with websites and go on podcasts lol.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

16 years of incredibly insightful and niche tweets buried into the void. From the ashes i shall rise again

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Trump Suggests Changing Name Of Gulf Of Mexico theonion.com/trump-s...

submitted 149 days ago • 31 comments