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Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities. That means: 🚫 No gas from corporate giants 🚫 No fast food chains 🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)

The greyout of cars and unending beigification of interior design is the worst design trend in the last 20 years. Did pigment get 5% more expensive, and the megacorps decided to convince us we didn’t want them? BRING BACK COLOR

I know there are much sads happening. It’s not much, but here is a tiny orange crocus blossom that just sprang up for me this week😍🌱

Happy New Shoresy Day to all who celebrate.

They need to bring back We’re Not Gonna Take It after losses youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?...

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎵

Templars gonna templar

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Hey .NET devs! Are you following @dot.net here on Bluesky already? If not, what are you waiting for?

Movies you’ve watched more than six times, GIFs only …do people watch movies they like less than 6 times?

1. Let me put the taskbar on the left or right side of the monitor you cowards. 2. Recognize the laptop is closed and use my connected webcam for Hello. 3. Stop trying to make Bing as my default happen. It’s never going to happen. 4. See #1. 5. See #4.

Hi, it’s me, your friendly neighborhood New Yorker. This fuckin’ guy has no fuckin’ clue. He probably needs a couple tries to get the machine to read that Metrocard FFS

And please realize that there’s no such thing as a small flu. You don’t have the flu Jerry, you have a basic ass cold. Have some tea and stay the F home anyway.

At least his name fits great in YG’s song “FDT”

Your outie tests code in PRs before approving them.

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Do you mean to tell me today is NOT Friday?

Absolute unit

Time to up skipping my meds on occasional weekdays too in order to build up my backup stash further. Maybe don’t expect much from me on Fridays for a while.

If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.

It’s almost as if people that are complaining about this have never heard of sporting events, never mind their telecasts.

I’m doing my part!

Y’all demanded it… Sticker & Tee Shirt version now up on rdstonowhere.shop

I will call it the Willis Tower before I call it the Gulf of America

Back in the building where I started at Microsoft 25 years ago, and well

You know what? Why the F not. Why not just speed run the end of the world in every way at once?

Football.

❌ Chiefs ❌ Eagles ✅ Meteor

I don’t KNOW MARGOT

This might be the worst alt text I’ve ever seen.