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999happyhops.bsky.social

DisTwitter turned DisSky member living in Massachusetts. Mostly post about cats, politics, Disney, life with a rambunctious puppy and assorted randomness. An influencer of nothing and no one, although I'm still waiting for my Timber royalties.

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I will subscribe to the first major media outlet that just outright calls a Nazi salute a Nazi salute. Not thinking I will need to pull out my credit card anytime soon.

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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In Boston for a neurology appointment and good god the drive was like a Final Destination movie with dozens of semis full of lumber and concrete and construction equipment in a high wind warning, talk about a movie causing generational trauma

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Love to be a fly on the wall in US airlines’ c-suites today. Americans must be feeling GREAT about flying right about now, I know I certainly don’t feel any terror and dread about what’s happening 🫠

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When new seizure meds turn you into a zombie, you might as well turn yourself into a human burrito in your softest blanket and binge watch ER all day while the snow falls. Another bonus? Too zoned out to be mad about the news so that’s a nice change of pace. Look at me finding silver linings! 🫠

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You fill the void in my heart ♥️

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Living in America right now

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So everything was rough today but I had the most unexpectedly delightful red velvet cupcake made with beets.

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Mitch McConnell could’ve prevented all of this and I hope he’s haunted for the rest of eternity.

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If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Is there a good, comprehensive site/resource to share with people less online and maybe less left-leaving than most of us to help them understand all that’s happened/happening? Trying to help get some family up to speed.

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horse in the hospital, but the horse has nuclear weapons is the thing

submitted 10 days ago • 144 comments

Had my first-ever seizure last night; not sure if I’m more thrilled that they don’t know why it happened or that now I legally can’t drive for six months. Also: I really don’t recommend seizures, -4/10.

submitted 10 days ago • 23 comments

Oh nothing, just me daydreaming about all the ridiculous plots of political thriller movies and tv shows that I wish could happen in real life

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

I just laughed until I cried reading this

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gritty has seized control of the federal government

submitted 13 days ago • 203 comments

I’m hereby dubbing that the Schadenfreude Super Bowl and I for one loved it

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STOP WITH THE FLESH HATS

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Did the girl just…give back the same potato

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I will subscribe to the first major media outlet that just outright calls a Nazi salute a Nazi salute. Not thinking I will need to pull out my credit card anytime soon.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

In Boston for a neurology appointment and good god the drive was like a Final Destination movie with dozens of semis full of lumber and concrete and construction equipment in a high wind warning, talk about a movie causing generational trauma

Love to be a fly on the wall in US airlines’ c-suites today. Americans must be feeling GREAT about flying right about now, I know I certainly don’t feel any terror and dread about what’s happening 🫠

When new seizure meds turn you into a zombie, you might as well turn yourself into a human burrito in your softest blanket and binge watch ER all day while the snow falls. Another bonus? Too zoned out to be mad about the news so that’s a nice change of pace. Look at me finding silver linings! 🫠

You fill the void in my heart ♥️

Living in America right now

So everything was rough today but I had the most unexpectedly delightful red velvet cupcake made with beets.

Mitch McConnell could’ve prevented all of this and I hope he’s haunted for the rest of eternity.

If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation

Is there a good, comprehensive site/resource to share with people less online and maybe less left-leaving than most of us to help them understand all that’s happened/happening? Trying to help get some family up to speed.

horse in the hospital, but the horse has nuclear weapons is the thing

Had my first-ever seizure last night; not sure if I’m more thrilled that they don’t know why it happened or that now I legally can’t drive for six months. Also: I really don’t recommend seizures, -4/10.

Oh nothing, just me daydreaming about all the ridiculous plots of political thriller movies and tv shows that I wish could happen in real life

I just laughed until I cried reading this

gritty has seized control of the federal government

I’m hereby dubbing that the Schadenfreude Super Bowl and I for one loved it

STOP WITH THE FLESH HATS

Did the girl just…give back the same potato

Do you think someone had a talk with Tom Brady about his overuse of the word “stud”

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FLYING FACIAL HAIR

First Super Bowl commercial for whippits

I am never recovering from the tongue commercial