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NickGates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy
A regular human from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, but I left in 2016 for California. Not in Witness Protection. Certainly not either undead or at all a […] [bridged from https://friendsofdesoto.social/@NickGates on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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I’mp excited about going into Nevada
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Okay but for real there’s a hill where the chickadees will land on your hand if you bring them snacks
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@Bridgemakes oh dang
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That verse is not so easy to sing
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Kinda wish I got more fun drugs for it
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Pickeda hell of a time to drive home #cawx #ThatNeverHappens
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And lightning #cawx #ThatNeverHappens
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Buzz Aldrin stepped on your face!
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Jimmy Wales won't tell you this but here is the secret page that lists all of the good articles on wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_articles_that_are_excessively_detailed
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I remember having a picnic in a very nice park, and this park even had a war memorial in the form of a World War Two bomber on a pedestal. That really surprised me, because I believed in “””the home of the brave””” and now someone else is brave and valorous?? Anyways, going to Canada when I […]
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@tirrimas hello! I work in banking, and I’m not that far from recommending people put all their money in gold and silver, because the people in charge are trying to crash literally everything
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(It would be a drive from Northern California to Wisconsin, and I’d kinda want to take US 50 through Nevada instead of I80)
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Thanks for liking and boosting this Nicks WifeTM brand toot
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When You Get Mussolini From Aldi
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I also don’t want Starbucks to have the $10 that my employer gave them
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Update: I still wonder what it’s like to be a superhero
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Fucking Lehman Brothers wtf
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(Please keep it up, Canadian friends)
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Gemma is actually a Romulan.
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@ai6yr MUPPETS
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Also, since my wife isn’t on Masto, it’s my duty to report her funny one liners to the world
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Or, More accurately, sorry my country has sided with the aggressors of WWIII