a-french-monkey.bsky.social
It/It
INFJ
Born in the 20th Century.
DMs open.
Minors, please do not interact with me. You’re too young to understand my carefully crafted jokes.
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good night! If you wake up in 5000 years in a space museum, it is a coincidence.
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You deserve to be encased in carbonite.
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I don't care all that much about the N64 Zelda games, even if I was contemporary.
I hated the N64 (too expensive, shitty controller, awful visuals) and only played it at friend's houses.
I only finished Ocarina of Time on the 3Ds and it felt like homework.
The Wind Waker though...
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Poor kitty.
Encased in concrete for all eternity.
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Light torches.
The you will be in the underslightlylit.
Less scary.
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You're being "polite", probably not to bother your interlocutor.
Very Anglo-Saxon thing to do.
that's why French are considered rude, if you ask "How was your week-end?" I will answer "It was the worse, I feel like shit" and then start to complain about it.
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I blame the rest of the team.
I main strategist too and when both DPS and tanks are scattered around it makes my blood boil.
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They reworked it? I'm two patches late but Spidey was kinda meh
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Yeah it almost hides how ugly the wallpaper is!
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I never got into NWN
I waited its release for 2 years and was so disappointed by my own expectations
It was my own fault, I was expecting a BG style game
And I honestly despise 3rd edition
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I have a fear of hurting others with my words so I pause before talking and I’m extremely anxious when awaiting a reply from one of my messages.
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いただきます❕
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It’s Activision we’re talking about
Quality wise they will probably just give us sand.
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HA!
I got the joke.
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Basically everybody that thinks they know your job better than you do?
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OMG A FLOATING GUN
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You just prove my point.
Everything and everyone scrum related is evil.
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I think there is a dedicated circle of hell for people who eat that.
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WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
I hate SCRUM. So. Much.
No.
I am… The user!
The one who doesn’t give a crap about what happens behind the scene and demands features that will never be used developed for yesterday.
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You’re resting too hard. A good work day will improve everything!
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The block button, combined with a carefully curated politics free list to use as timeline.
Works wonders for me.
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Or a roadie.
I’d take a roadie over a Druid everyday.
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You just made a Mari Kondo class.
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Stop thinking of onion fields.
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Kinda like yakuza…
Yakuza went crazy popular with 0, trails started with cold steel, now there are too many releases rereleases remasters…
Can’t follow
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I have yet to finish the first Trails game…
That they are now re-releasing.
Making this run sorta pointless
So I have an excuse now: wait for the Trails remake to start everything.
You can use it too if you credit me.
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I love the “Let’s throw David Tennant in there just in case”.
I haven’t checked the list but we need a real Rowan Atkinson run.
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“Bob”
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You deserve this clip of the French Kebab Song.
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Just kidding!
I am too old to digest people anymore anyway.
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You’re right.
I shouldn’t play with food.
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Employment arc depends of the state your job leaves you in at 5pm.
This is still tolerable.
The worst is the parent arc, where all dignity is lost and some NPCs believe they are the MC now.
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See the positive: you are totally cooler than future you.
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Not an outright lie, just a slight exaggeration to cater to a particular demographic.
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Past you is so cool.
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Further analysis revealed the following:
still not completely gay
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Gay? Me?
🤔
This will need some introspection.
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I’ve heard very good things about the 2024 adaptation, was it released in the US?