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“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov #GrifterInChief

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Happy Flag Day to all you Canadians! We hate him too.

submitted 49 days ago • 343 comments

👇🏻👇🏻

submitted 49 days ago • 767 comments

The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes. The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds. This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen

submitted 49 days ago • 2540 comments

So Gaza is going to be our 52nd state?

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Let's Make Border Czar Tom Homan Mad In Every City In The Whole United States! open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

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the way this shit always goes down w/ the far-right is that somebody popular does or says something genuinely transgressive & winkingly tries to hide behind plausible deniability. then ppl copy it bc they have either been waiting for permission or want to troll. soon it just becomes a thing they do

submitted 70 days ago • 96 comments

This is in public, in the middle of the day, and on camera. Imagine how high he gets at night in private.

submitted 76 days ago • 429 comments

(In case you needed a laugh 😂)

submitted 75 days ago • 5 comments

If Republicans are OK with the "Roman Salute" that Musk did then please start using it from now. Exactly how he did it. Begin your press conferences this way. Your Youtube shows. Go for it. Do it in Europe when you're traveling.

submitted 75 days ago • 87 comments

All these women who turned in January 6 terrorists are in danger tonight

submitted 75 days ago • 391 comments

Trump's right hand man (literally) just casually giving the Nazi salute... twice.

submitted 75 days ago • 1000 comments

Trump just reportedly pardoned Jacob Chansley, the “QAnon Shaman” who participated in the January 6 insurrection and stormed the Senate chamber. Chansley responded to being pardoned by saying “NOW I AM GONNA BUY SOME MOTHA FU*KIN GUNS!!!”

submitted 75 days ago • 453 comments

No one “accidentally” Nazi salutes. Not once. Sure as shit not twice.

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Silly me, I thought this outfit only came in yellow🤷

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No shit.

submitted 76 days ago • 56 comments

Here is a montage of Trump bragging about banning TikTok

submitted 76 days ago • 4 comments

Pete Hegseth honored those who died on 9/11 by showing up to their New York City memorial site in his underwear. Is that the type of decision making we want running the Department of Defense?

submitted 81 days ago • 2042 comments

I've been giving this some thought. I don't know why they moved it inside but I'm not buying the cold excuse. We've had cold weather inaugurations before. Maybe the elderly trump can't take the cold for a half hour. They could roll him out for as long as it takes to say the oath and do a speech.🧵

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"There are these things, hand held computers. You can look stuff up. We should be the smartest generation. We aren't. We might be the dumbest. I don't know how that happened."--Roy Casagranda

submitted 78 days ago • 202 comments

I'm renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Jeff

submitted 87 days ago • 392 comments

He has dementia, he has no handlers who can tell him when he's crossing lines a decent person shouldn't, and if he wants to show us how to fight a fire in 80mph wind gusts then by all means, hateblob, c'mon over and show us how it's done. Come insult the fire into submission like it's Jeff Bezos.

submitted 87 days ago • 5 comments

Oy

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I like the way the Canadians think. 🇨🇦

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BREAKING: Trump Suddenly Needs to Sell 80,000 Bibles

submitted 97 days ago • 13 comments

It's all fun and games until these people are in charge of running our country for the next four years

submitted 99 days ago • 1232 comments

Absolutely no notes.

submitted 98 days ago • 225 comments

We’re just going to have a bunch of newscycles where Trump voters are like “I didn’t actually think he was going to do …. Just because he said he was going to.”

submitted 98 days ago • 479 comments

Forgiveness can be difficult, especially when such deplorable, bullshit things are said about an entire group of marginalized people.

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Today in Politics, Bulletin 34. For most, it may have seemed like a slow news day based on what I’ve seen of the coverage, but I thought it was just the opposite. Here is everything you need to know. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

submitted 99 days ago • 121 comments

After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers. Science works, y'all. www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...

submitted 99 days ago • 327 comments

This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media

submitted 99 days ago • 1160 comments

Wonder why Trump threatens to attack allies? Because he is scared to death to show actual strength. But he can scream and yell at allies because it makes him LOOK strong to MAGAs and he will never have to actually prove it. Again, he’s a frightened boy looking for dads approval

submitted 99 days ago • 670 comments

Billionaires can write off the entire cost of their private jets and yachts on their taxes, but teachers can only write off up to $300 of school supplies for their classrooms. This is what an oligarchy looks like.

submitted 106 days ago • 12 comments

This is a real tweet by the Democratic Party and I can’t help but wonder where this energy has been for the past 6 months

submitted 106 days ago • 1312 comments

As a father of a daughter who had a full liver transplant and is a Stage 4 cancer survivor, F these ghouls to the lowest depths of hell.

submitted 106 days ago • 752 comments

Trumpy poo poo pants does not like it when people say Elon Musk is the actual incoming president. He doesn’t like it one fucking bit. In fact, he’s really, really, REALLY mad about it. So, whatever you do — don’t tell everyone you know to say Elon is the one calling the shots. Don’t tell a soul. 😈

submitted 106 days ago • 335 comments

This was fun and I looked very handsome

submitted 107 days ago • 3 comments

They cut pediatric cancer research out of the bill after President Musk got involved. Pediatric cancer research. Merry Christmas.

submitted 107 days ago • 421 comments

Because they’re not serious about it, and anyone who thinks they were is naive at best and a compete sucker at worst.

submitted 107 days ago • 876 comments

You know what's scarier than the Pentagon having a secret drone program? A blackout drunk in charge of the Pentagon having a drone program.

submitted 108 days ago • 392 comments