aaronccross.bsky.social
Author of Where Blood Runs Gold, The Boddicker Letters, and Zoo. Doctor but not that kind. Raconteur. Darn good cook. 100% undiluted awesome. Amateur memelord and shitposter.
www.aaronccross.com
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When you're young, you want to Do More on your birthday. As you get older, you want to Do Less.
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Shit! I didn't see that it was your birthday. It better have been a good one...or else.
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Hmm. That may be more difficult.
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As long as you give storyline/worldbuilding justification, I bet it would work.
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Make it a part of the character! Constant name changes keep the world off-kilter.
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It was just the standard iMessage app! That was an act of blatant sabotage by the phone, IMO.
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I hate that I kinda want to say ‘same’.
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That’s why I meme/shitpost/try to encourage chatting. I am working with the assumption that if people like me, they will try my stuff. Mixed results so far.
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I just want to help people escape for a few hours.
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I want to say 'Sales Desert Siblings' but that seems mean for everyone.
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They only keep moving until a certain point. THEN they can disappear.
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Happy birthday! Enjoy the weekend - I hope there's fewer tornadoes where you are than where I am!
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You could make a new career of disappearing people…
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I imagine it’s a mistake you only make once.
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That is either good chili or a troubling medical sample and I trust you that it's the former.
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I didn't have the context for this so I automatically assumed 'lube' and if that's not proof that my brain is shot like a horse with a broken leg on a racetrack, I don't know what is.
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Valid question. The original Space Jam? 'I can respect the humans'. The war crime 'sequel' with Lebron James? 'I wonder if we can reduce a planet to even LESS than atoms?'
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Oh, hey, buy my books, they're not written by Dr. ChatGPT:
bountyink.com
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Update: Whooooooo boy. We hit a definite trigger point when it comes to self-value vs. meeting needs for others. Spoiler: I base the former ENTIRELY on the latter.
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Viscerally gross in the best way!
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And the fact that the game made you have to pay $1.25 for it was RIDICULOUS.
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The consistent denial is the best part of the whole thing.
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Context!
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It was fine until the shaking mechanic that, if you did it right, ended with him impregnating the machine. That was crass.
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I have a few white hairs in my beard. Not blonde. Not gray. Straight-up bone-ass dove-ass paper-ass WHITE. It is troubling.