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union troublemaker one day I'll write a post with no typos, but it won't be toady
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The singularity is awesome

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

The thing is, right, that what we have with David Seymour, what we are looking at here, is what in the circles I came up in, working class Whanganui in the 70s and 80s, is a jumped up little fuckwit that doesn't know enough to know how wrong he is. newsroom.co.nz/2025/06/04/p...

Hi, satire guy here, satire only does this when it's extremely distressed

It's basic science.

The ACT Party supports small government and more efficient gover- bahahaha sorry sorry sorry, I couldn't say it without laughing

Lol again. The Minister for Regulation disagrees with his own Ministry Seymour is not a policy guy, he's a weird nerd pretending to be a policy guy

Lol who are the 28 bootlickers who support this muddled turd of a bill who tf thinks more power for Minister of Regulations = more legislative oversight of the executive

It is important to go outside and touch grass. Do not forget to touch grass. See bird. Eat dirt. Drink bear piss. Shovel the mushrooms into your ears and nose.

Oof, i also feel like currently massive Al-Jazeera is the go-to place for news. They actually seem quite balanced, looking at different angles as one would hope everyone does.

thank god I only get 2 of these

none of this stops until the wealthy feel a scintilla of the pain they have wrought

Two news outlets covering the same story, two quite different notifications

war doesn't cause inflation helping poor people causes inflation

yes i am sure

end the trial that started in 2015

theonion.com/new-bomb-cap...

not shown: the car hits the barrier, slices in half, driver dies while in both lanes

"technically, Trump can't go to war/deploy marines in the US/run for a 3rd term/assassinate political opponents"

democrats, when Trump doesn't get congressional approval to bomb people

democrats, when Trump doesn't get congressional approval

Me, a tepid liberal: Actually the president can't strike Iran without the approval of confress

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

look, it us we the 5 eyes partners

Gen Z voted more than Millennials in the 2023 kiwi election Why? Source: elections.nz/democracy-in...

spot the difference

*ahem* ALLEGED god of the dead and ruler of Mictlan, the lowest level of the underworld

I am comfortable muting all accounts on this list

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

What’s common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders? NZ has two live, publicly available kill lists full of scientists, journalists, politicians, public servants, academics and people like me, whom the contributors are excited to try and execute under the 'Nuremberg 2.0' trials one day.

I read the news today ...oh boy

What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders? Kiwi unions often have terrible working conditions

Imagine going to an official Military Parade as the Secretary of Defence, and not even bothering to wear a tie.