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It’s not great, imho.

This is like when Neo could see the Matrix

This is my mantra every time I’m cooking in the kitchen: sauces add flavor and texture to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds

Just thought, “Oh, I’ll run to goodreads and leave a review,” then it turns out I already did. I’m 47 now, but the rest of this still holds. But someone should go get that 500th review crown, anyway.

Not thrilled with the orange cat this morning, to be honest. But guess I’ve got an excuse to hit up the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social again.

Inside of you there are two princes. One has diamonds in his pockets. This one said he wants to buy you rockets.

Hey, @jwconductor.bsky.social, seems like you could grab some signed copies of the best slasher trilogy ever written on Saturday.

Hey, remember when I co-starred in “Milo Murphy’s Law” with a girl named Sabrina Carpenter? Wonder whatever happened to her?

"The Great Gatsby" was published 100 years ago today. Charles Schulz came back to it numerous times in "Peanuts," including in this strip from June 26, 1995, my favorite in the last decade of "Peanuts," so spare and melancholy and strange.

The good news is that the Secretary of Health & Human Services is a very stable human.

I’m sure he’s a good dude, but it seems like having this guy participate in your nation’s economy is like having Jim Cantore show up in your neighborhood ARE YOU THE TRUE CHAOS AGENT?

Are other countries monitoring our social media? If you are a foreign official reading this, tell me which of my posts you think are bangers. Willing to adapt to build a following in your home country or prefecture.

It’s been a full week, and not a single penguin has backed down or sold out. Could there be a lesson here for America’s law firms and universities?

It’s at the 4:00 mark of today’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that @celebrityhottub.bsky.social perfectly articulates how I got everyone in the house on board with buying an electric mower yesterday.

Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.

Every time. Never misses.

If you’re a uniform guy looking for Is, Vs, or Cs next year, they’re all at Illinois.

@gabrielkahane.bsky.social remains the hero/artist we need.

Hey, heads up, I'm looking for some contract work to get me through the next two months during my divorce. If you need graphics, video editing, podcast editing, any sort of creative stuff, shoot me a DM. We can chat about it.

Brilliant economic analysis by Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com

New water bottle swag courtesy @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and SDSU Women’s Soccer.

if you think the targeting of a specific group and its effects is going to stay isolated to that specific group then i have some big, beautiful bridges to sell you

Still time!

Worried how tarrifs are going to impact all of my investments in frozen orange juice concentrate futures. Anyone have the latest crop reports?

This is high art

I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips

you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher” lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”

A mentor of mine used to say that you pray to fortify the fighter not to influence the direction of the fight. I think of this daily. A lot of what we do in this life is to fortify ourselves to keep going uncertain of the outcomes of our actions. We keep on.

Will never not repost @gabrielkahane.bsky.social

<Turns chair around> Let me tell you about another hero we had to wait on. He was a carpenter not a plumber, and he rode a donkey not a 500cc mini kart with a cow-shaped parachute, and he threw fish, not shells, but he was still a tradesman interested in delivering you to to the correct castle.

RESTORE NEH FUNDING

I'm (F154) a four-act opera written by Giuseppe Verdi and set in ancient Egypt. I've been performed at New York's Metropolitan Opera more than 1,100 times since 1886. AIDA?

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.

<Strums guitar/> You know, I can think of another person who has a following they’d like to see you Switch 2.

Me finishing up game night with the kids.