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aaronvaccaro.bsky.social
TV Writer @ Disney, Netflix, CBS, Nickelodeon. Still bitter about not being cast as Tevye in my high school production of “Fiddler on the Roof.” https://m.imdb.com/name/nm1978050/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
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Forget winning an Oscar, I just learned garlic shrimp pizza is back at Shakey’s!

Has anyone checked on the champagne tower at the Governor’s Ball?!

The director of Emelia Perez wearing the hat of his own movie was the perfect cherry on top of that movie’s award season campaign.

“I think it was William Shakespeare who said, ‘Writing is a bitch.’”

The hours before a pitch are the writer’s laxative.

They just added all six seasons of “Too Close for Comfort” to Peacock. See you guys in a few weeks.

My kids could care less that I’m a screenwriter, but are blown away by the fact I can whistle and do a perfect Dr. Nick impression.

Carrie Coons on White Lotus is all of us circa 2025.

Really curious to find out why all these siblings seem to want to bang each other on White Lotus.

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

It’s been a week since I watched The Substance (twice, actually) and I can’t stop thinking about how much I loved it.

If you’re sharing that bullshit AI of famous Jews in “Fuck Kanye” shirts, please stop, it’s not helping.

I’m impressed you guys can keep up with this news cycle.

I think they finally got Fantastic Four right…

Networks and streamers need to be ordering comedies now more than ever. This country desperately needs the cathartic release of laughter.

My phone finally autocorrected “tucking” to “fucking” so maybe things are starting to look up?

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

Some people are doing “Dry January” while I’m just out here trying to do “January.”

The best part of being a writer is that you can blame your browser history on being “research.”

Rewatching “Over the Top” and it may be the sweatiest movie ever made.

TFW you hear EDM coming from your kid’s room… 🥹

Pretty distressed at how Dems are responding to this bill to let Trump get another term. It’s an attack on democracy—not a meme generator related to a third Obama term (the bill precludes that anyway, and Obama doesn’t want one) or a chance to joke about Trump aging. It is. An attack. On democracy.

In the wake of the fires, LA production is hurting even more than before. People can’t afford to live here if there isn’t work here. Sign our petition at the link in bio STAYinLA.org and share #STAYinLA widely. (And thank you to hireyoungprofessionals.com for designing our campaign!)

In these crazy and uncertain times, I’m just grateful there’s a 24/7 “Portlandia” network. My Xanax.

Is there an app where people just share pictures of puppies hugging and Hal Ashby movie clips?

Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"

Did David Lynch direct this shot from beyond?

If you’ll need me I’ll be in a cryogenic chamber watching The Great British Baking Show reruns for the next four years.

Elon Musk is—I say this advisedly, as a biographer of his life—the absolute worst.

Dear MAGA, The inauguration will be a private affair. Just Trump & the broligarchs in the rotunda. No seating for you. No special events to acknowledge your support. Not to worry. There will be emails later urging you to buy Trump coins, shoes, bibles, hats etc. Keep that cash coming. Be best.

Hmmmm... take a look at Obama's 2009 Inauguration. It was 28 degrees.

Watching for the first time…

My script stats: TV: 19 “Written By” credits 92 episodes on staff 6 Different Shows 2 Comedy Pilots Sold 15 Comedy Pilot Specs 4 Comedy Spec Episodes 4 Drama Pilot Spec 4 Drama Spec Episodes Film: 1 Spec Sold 12 Specs Written Pitches: Too many to count

My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆

My pal @33wonderland.bsky.social sent me this - Budsies is offering to recreate stuffed animals for any kid in LA who lost their favorite soft friend in the fires and can't find a replacement. Email: [email protected]

Grifters gonna grift. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/g...

David Lynch AND Bob Uecker? On the same day?! 2025 needs to chill TF out.